Sitting pretty - lol ok you single mid 20s weirdo no one wants.

Bitch, name the standard tuning pitches for open strings on a guitar without googling.

You can't.

You don't make anything. You aren't a musician, a producer, an audio engineer, but you do sound like a random (((music journalist))).

You dispense """advice""" with no practical knowledge, and I'm supposed to just follow your orders without thinking?

Hey, I know what's real music! [Posts zero examples.]

Hey, stupid.

Everyone sees that your 'Friday Night' consisted of a self induced hellthread with an 'old fool.'

I'm washed up, but you're a bigger loser than I ever was, bitchy poo. Because any girl can get laid tonight.

Except you.