I just don't get why divorce has to be an emotional fight. The court doesn't split emotions; it splits assets and set custody. Getting in the mud is retarded.

I have a really good friend from law school, female. She's divorced. Her ex was also an attorney. Other than simple filings, the court was not involved. There isn't even a custody order. Why? Because, to quote her, "only trash airs their laundry in public."