Let me explain an abridged history of the Internet and me
So I go to a friend's house and find a Pokemon fanfiction online that's pretty good and links to its own TV Tropes page
So I follow that and find a lot of webcomics and DeviantArt and other degenerate shit
I get an iPod and discover YouTube and watch movie reviewers and debunked videos and crap
I briefly partake in the Minecraft wiki forums
I go on Twitter and Reddit but mostly just read. I made some good Reddit posts back in the day
I find 4chan from my brother and go on /pol/ for a while but it's too depressing but I still go to /co/
I install Linux for some reason but I start with CentOS and CentOS is a piece of shit with nothing compatible with it and it reached EOL or whatever so I swapped to Debian
I find Fedi through an ad on 4chan

Long story short I don't know shit