Allen Stenhaus@IanAMartin @Mrfunkedude This gets me thinking of when I worked in a hardware store. Double entendres galore! But the one that nearly killed me from holding in my laughter was the time a young petite conventionally attractive blonde came walking right up to me & blurted out "I need some black caulk!"
She knew what she did. I knew. She knew I knew. She smirked when she saw me struggling to keep a straight face. Then I escorted her & handed her some black caulk. ?
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