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@Mrfunkedude @Catwoman69y2k @sbseltzer

A man comes out of the bar one night and finds his friend on his hands and knees, scrambling about on the sidewalk.

"Be careful!" the man says. "I lost a contact lens."

So they look and look. After half an hour, the first guy asks, " You sure you lost it here?"

"Oh, no. I lost it in the alley but the light's better here."

Moral: It's hard to get the results you want when you don't do the thing that matters.

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