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@fesshole
I think you should've bought yourself a vibrator for that cash.

And I don't say that to rip (pun intended) into your BF. Rather if that's how you start a relationship then it's going to get worse.

(Even I almost asked “are the straights OK?”, but I don't know who the OP is. Still in my mind this is such a memic “straight” behaviour.)