@eriner @w0rm @graf

> I never said "compiled languages are always fast", I said all interpreted languages are slow.

It's still wrong.

> I use zsh

"The only shell worse than bash, until fish got popular."

> when you want a reverse shell you have to use what's there, and bash usually is

They have an entire /bin/sh.

> IIRC most distro distributions of nginx include perl as a runtime dependency.

Half of them nowadays mandate Python. Almost any box is going to have Python.