@jeffcliff @FaggotTourney @Azur_Fenix

> ...but purely because @p doesn't belong in this tournament like at all, what's he doing there.

nicecrew.gov butthurt got me nominated, apparently. The guy that nominated me ( @Deplorable_Degenerate / @Deplorable_Degenerate ) had some 10-paragraph thing with a dozen screenshots about how I was too mean to the :cia::glowinthedark::fluoride::harambe:s of nicecrew.gov, and according to https://nicecrew.digital/objects/2a36fbd2-8a8c-4b1a-818f-09535d48d727 , he was actively pinging people to get them to vote. Apparently, he was only able to marshal 14 votes (pathetic). I think I could have dwarfed that, I'd've taken this in a landslide.

But, you know, while I was here, I figured it would be funnier to win, so I was planning to campaign for President of Gay Fedi when this started. (You should have seen my planned day-1 executive orders.)
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