If you ever consider Alabama, stay out of the larger cities (Huntsville, Birmingham, Montgomery, Mobile), and anywhere on this map that is blue. Blue=niggers. That band of blue is full of really fucking dumb ones, too, even for nigger standards.

The red parts are fuckin' awesome. Especially that dark red streak across the top middle (above the single blue county). That's almost all Whites, and many of them are racist as fuck.