> 10 years of USCIS where they demand you "prove love" but disallow any evidence that even shows you kissing. Can turn you down without even citing a reason, for any reason. Send mail that never arrives (It took 3 attempts for my green card) and if it does make it it's so late you have under 12 hours to arrange travel to technically a different country and go through a full medical screening with a doctor of their choice (indian) then interrogations in an embassy on zero sleep.

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> Fly to mexico and walk with a group until you get handed money and a free phone and are asked where you want to be dropped off.