@Fever @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender @Gravel_Gertie @Moon
I was pulled over after 2am. Sober. Cop walks up and tells me he smells alcohol. I look him straight in the eye and ask for a breathalyzer. He's shocked. He then tells me I look stoned. I tell him I'm not. He then tells me my eyes are dilated and that I must be on mushrooms or LSD. I again tell him no. He then tells me I talk fast and asks me if I do cocaine. I again tell him no. He then tells me to step out of the car. He cuffs me and sits me on the curb. He says he wants to do a field test and asks me to count thirty seconds. He times me. I was slow. He tells me I failed. I tell him I was never good at counting time. He gets pissed and slams me over his police car and takes my pulse. It's 120 BPM. He tells me I'm obviously on cocaine. I tell him that it's normal to have a high pulse rate when you've been dragged out of your car without cause and slammed over a police car. He then tells me I can either go to the station for a blood test or walk home. My house was a ten minute walk, so I chose the latter. I got egged on the way home.