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@Moon @Humpleupagus @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender @JeffTheJoker @Gravel_Gertie @Fever drunk schizo who makes death threats
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@Fever @JeffTheJoker @BajaTex @Evil_Bender @Gravel_Gertie @Humpleupagus @penguin wat
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@JeffTheJoker @Humpleupagus @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender @Gravel_Gertie @Moon
Not to worry, I have a faggot named @Moon who’s trying to kick me off of here. Hello @Moon nobody can tell what thread they are responding too on here. Would you like some advice, or my huge white cock in your ass?
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I was having problems with that last night. Don't know exactly what's up.
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I wasn't talking to you jonny, can't you read? I was talking to Humpleupagus
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@JeffTheJoker @Humpleupagus @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender @Gravel_Gertie @Moon no I can’t read it. This dang instance doesn’t show the thread.
Sorry
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@JeffTheJoker @Humpleupagus @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender @Gravel_Gertie @Moon
I can’t tell if your talking about me because MY FUCKIN INSTANCE WONT SHOW ME THE THREAD, but are you mad at me?
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@JeffTheJoker @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender @Gravel_Gertie @Fever @Moon
If you're 22 and driving past 2am, you must be doing something illegal.
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Like I was saying. A retard on a power trip.
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Sounds like he was a fucking retard on a power trip.
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@Fever @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender @Gravel_Gertie @Moon
I was pulled over after 2am. Sober. Cop walks up and tells me he smells alcohol. I look him straight in the eye and ask for a breathalyzer. He's shocked. He then tells me I look stoned. I tell him I'm not. He then tells me my eyes are dilated and that I must be on mushrooms or LSD. I again tell him no. He then tells me I talk fast and asks me if I do cocaine. I again tell him no. He then tells me to step out of the car. He cuffs me and sits me on the curb. He says he wants to do a field test and asks me to count thirty seconds. He times me. I was slow. He tells me I failed. I tell him I was never good at counting time. He gets pissed and slams me over his police car and takes my pulse. It's 120 BPM. He tells me I'm obviously on cocaine. I tell him that it's normal to have a high pulse rate when you've been dragged out of your car without cause and slammed over a police car. He then tells me I can either go to the station for a blood test or walk home. My house was a ten minute walk, so I chose the latter. I got egged on the way home.
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@Evil_Bender @Humpleupagus @penguin @BajaTex @Gravel_Gertie @Moon
Quick arrest story:
I got pulled over at 2am with a taillight out. Cop probably thought he snagged himself a DUI. Nope. I never drive under the influence. I had a bench warrant though that I didn’t know about.
A few months previous to that night I pulled my 18 wheeler into a weigh station for a standard safety check at the Colorado boarder and one of my documents (physical health card) was considered fictitious because the retarded doctor that gave me my physical gave me the carbon copy instead of the original. While the carbon copy was in my wallet it became hard to read, so I went over the carbon copy with blue pen, so I guess it did look a little odd. I was supposed to Mail in supporting evidence to the county clerk to prove I had a valid health card and I was sent on my way. I totally blew it off/forgot. A bench warrant was then put on me for failure to comply.
I spent a night in jail and released in the morning under my own personal recognizance. Which means I was given custody back to myself. I was given a choice to appear in court or mail in my supporting docs. I did both. I mailed in my supporting docs immediately and then showed up at the court house on my court date just to make sure my name was cleared. IT WASN’T cleared!!!
I luckily also brought the same supporting docs that I had mailed them. They told me they hadn’t received them. If I hadn’t showed up that day I would have had another bench warrant for the exact same shit.
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V v sponsible
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@Gravel_Gertie @Humpleupagus @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender @Moon
Even THE LOOK requires a certain amount of alcohol. Let me finish this paper work and I’ll go get some rum.then we’ll nuke Israel (in a nice game of Global Thermonuclear War)
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@Fever @Humpleupagus @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender @Moon Ok,understood. How about you just give me “the look” and I’ll know what you mean ?
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@Gravel_Gertie @Humpleupagus @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender
There’s this admin named @Moon following me. If I threaten your person he’ll probably bounce me faster than an autist with a paddle ball.
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@Fever @Humpleupagus @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender Jonny please. Just once. Threaten to kill me. My self esteem has taken a steep nosedive lately and it’s because you don’t even want to eat my face off.
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@Gravel_Gertie @Humpleupagus @penguin @BajaTex @Evil_Bender
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Look, all I'm saying is if your worried he's gonna spend $5k to grab himself a round trip ticket to where ever you live on the continental US. Maybe stop poking the bear and have a smaller internet foot print.
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@Evil_Bender @penguin @Humpleupagus @BajaTex @Fever Yes. The next time I’m jonesing for a death threat I know I can count on Drunk Jonny(i think, he’s never threatened to kill me and I’m somewhat hurt)
We all know he doesn’t mean it. Why people wanna play with him then cry about it is beyond me. Stay out of his way if you’re not in the mood.
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@Evil_Bender @BajaTex @Fever
He threatened my life. I'm not a fed.
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I'm getting "fellow non-fed" vibes ?
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@Fever is my dude. Sure he gets crazy and says he's gonna kill you. But that's only because you're a fed and he's awesome!
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Gravel Von Gertie.
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