>find the whole concept of a male loneliness epidemic to be a pile of crap.
Men aren't 'lonely' so much as they've been systematically ostracized. But you type like a clueless boomer so I assume you got grandfathered into a semi-normal life before the great rugpull.

>Women have standards, and if these men can't meet those standards, the problem is with them, not women.
Fat mouthy prostitutes with BPD don't get to have standards. There will be no perfect billionaire vampire boyfriends for them. Only despair.

> cis male phenomenon
Oh my bad, I thought I was talking to a human, see pic related below.

>Why not have some male friends?
We do, you're just not invited because you're a lame ass.