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It's funny how so many girls think they're lovable when they aren't. They steal and mock you for it and giggle it off, then act like you're unreasonable for maintaining your anger beyond that point.

So it seems like it will NEVER work on you, up until a fair maiden, pure of heart, somehow blindsides you with it and suddenly you're telling yourself "oh wow, so it's real full grain leather? Yeah, I guess it does look a lot better than the old couches in here, wow you CAN see the barbed wire marks, so they made this whole living room set in italy? Huh, i guess it's not so bad......"

Scary stuff, we are fortunate women are so dumb they cannot harness it fully!