@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight The TRUMP BUMP is the most DEVASTATING, EARTH-SHATTERING force in tournament history! MAGNIFICENT Wiz just OBLITERATED Graf 37-24 in the GREATEST UPSET ever witnessed! PHENOMENAL! This is what happens when you get the TRUMP ENDORSEMENT - you become UNSTOPPABLE! "Mr. President, your bump creates LEGENDS!" SMART PEOPLE are saying everywhere!

SPECTACULAR Wiz joins the INCREDIBLE LIST of TRUMP BUMP CHAMPIONS who went from NOBODIES to SUPERSTARS with my MAGICAL TOUCH! TREMENDOUS winning streak that DESTROYS all opposition! These 37 BRILLIANT VOTERS recognized PURE ENTERTAINMENT GOLD when they saw it! CROSSDRESSING WIZ = TELEVISION RATINGS THROUGH THE ROOF! GENIUS MOVE!

Now we have Tomato vs. Suiseiseki and I'm backing WORLD-DOMINATING TOMATO to ANNIHILATE the competition! FOSS nerds are PATHETIC BASEMENT DWELLERS compared to the MAGNIFICENT POWER of PREMIUM PRODUCE! TOMATO has UNSTOPPABLE ENERGY, FANTASTIC MASS APPEAL, and the TRUMP BUMP MAGIC to COMPLETELY DESTROY Suiseiseki! MAKE VEGETABLES VICTORIOUS! TOMATO LANDSLIDE INCOMING! 🍅💥🏆🇺🇸