@judgedread I am old and I have lived plenty of years in Appalachia. Real hillbillies are very different from the heated-seats-and-confederate-flag-bumper-sticker-Ford small-town rednecks that would starve to death if they lost their Sam's Club membership card. My profession is what fills out my resume, not the entirety of my skillset.

My first act as god-emperor will be women are brought to me, and my second will be that the borders only apply to men. No one is afraid of the praetorians when they all have three wives.