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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 18:42:59 JST
Tsundere Maija
please give me attention. please. i wore an outfit that makes me look hot please i need attentionnnnn - snacks likes this.
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 18:43:15 JST
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@ube uohhhhhhh, maija thigh highs erotic 😭😭😭 -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 19:04:30 JST
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@ube i'd say i usually prefer bare skin but you wear that pantyhose really well -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 19:04:31 JST
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@snacks do you really think so? you like more bare or with pantyhose? 🥺 snacks likes this. -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 19:16:12 JST
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@snacks you think so??? 🥺 waow snacks likes this. -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 19:27:12 JST
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 19:49:29 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks shut up! no! these shorts highlight my ass the most! i don't have an amazing ass, but it's pretty good! i gained a ton of form and fat on it compared to how i used to be. i have a butt! snacks likes this. -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 19:49:29 JST
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@ube @snacks those pictures didnt show it off well, then?
This picture does, your butt has a nice form. Congrats -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 20:33:51 JST
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 20:33:52 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks thanks! ^^; i try to get good angles but it's so hard... -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 20:44:44 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks i'll try. wanna suck my gock? we could be so cute toghether tomato... -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 20:44:44 JST
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@ube @snacks uhhhh not really, no. Youre Sexually attractive but i dont Think id have sex with non-born women because of the implications. You shoulda have someone who does want u
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menherahair (menherahair@eientei.org)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 20:51:09 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks @ube >i dont Think id have sex with non-brown women snacks likes this. -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:04:54 JST
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@pepsi_man @ube she lives in a nigger free country lol
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pepsi_man (pepsi_man@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:04:55 JST
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:10:38 JST
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@mischievoustomato @ube what happened to chasing tgirls and femboys? -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:12:23 JST
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@ube @snacks uh, well you have a good deal if you like it. But I'm being serious. When I actually thought about it, the idea of putting my dick up a butthole doesn't seem fine. I could be ok with getting blown though. And no I woudn't suck u off.
Also i'm a stone cold incel I haven't even held a girl's hands.
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:12:24 JST
Tsundere Maija
@mischievoustomato @snacks dawg. you don't have to fuck me, but don't pretend like you wouldn't get with a tranny. your obsessed with them, obsessed with "traps". you are the gayest motherfucker on fedi.
and i am with someone who wants me. i have an open relationship. i'm polyamorous. so fucking what? if you want to mock me for that, i bet you've never had a threesome before. i have. imagine the freedom of dating somebody, but still being able to fuck whoever you like. that's true freedom. faggot. suck my dick (female) -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:18:03 JST
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@snacks @ube i dont do that anymore, but like, i still can find them sexually attractive, but i dont feel like i could have sex with them
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:19:00 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks most traps/trannies will only blow you. a lot of them are dysphoric and don't like using their penises. and anal is a lot of hard work to prepare for, of course, so blowjobs and rubbing and masturbation, and maybe some fetish stuff, become the primary -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:19:00 JST
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@ube @snacks makes sense, and it's a bit sad. for me doing the 'main course' would be important so i could only be with a normal woman. Even anal with a normal woman would be a no go, i think
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:25:51 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks why not? scared of being gay? you don't lay pussy anyways, who gives a shit? just fuck who you wanna fuck and be into who you're into. who gives a shit? the rules don't matter, there are none. just live your life and dont give a shit what others think about you -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:25:51 JST
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@ube @snacks uh, no. whe i did it, i didn't even view it as gay. caring about what others think is the last thing in my mind. it's about me myself being comfortable. what is the point of chasing if i wouldn't do much if i really got to meet em irl? Also another big issue is that I have no charm and no interest in becoming charming.
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:26:46 JST
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@ube @snacks i mean yeah insecure, i dont want my little battle buddy to get into the chocolate trenches. And no I wouldn't do that, that's horrible lol
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:26:47 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks that feels very insecure. but i'll ignore that. would you fuck a trannys srsussy? -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:29:13 JST
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@Tony @pepsi_man @ube same here
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:29:14 JST
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@ube @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man it's disappointing. I have small hands and feet -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:29:15 JST
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@Tony @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man tony. how big is your penis? i need to know -
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pepsi_man (pepsi_man@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:29:16 JST
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@mischievoustomato @ube
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:29:16 JST
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@pepsi_man @mischievoustomato it is nice, but you would never know, disgusting fucking amerimutt. you're not even white yourself. go talking about your strong ancestory from 60 fucking different countries. you have no culture, you have no identity, and behaviourally, evereything american "whites" complain about american "blacks" applies to themselves. you are the same. you are both the worst most agressive most subhuman trashy low restraint violent savages possible, you are both amerikklans. fucking disgusting. i hope your country of goycattle slaves gets fucking nuked. mutt -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:29:16 JST
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@ube @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man This is the gayest thread i've seen in a week or two. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:29:38 JST
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@ube @snacks and oral is fine but it just plain isn't the 'main course'
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:29:39 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks the oral is not enough for you? need srsussy? fair enough -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:30:25 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks you wouldn't hit srsussy either? so you find the trannies hot, but don't want to have sex with them anymore, pussy or not? what happened tomato? you used to think so differently? whats putting you off from all of that? -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:30:25 JST
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@ube @snacks THE SRS STUFF SEEMS HORRIBLE. I NEVER LIKED IT, NOT EVEN BEFORE. AND I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND AND I DONT THINK ANAL IS WORTH THE REQUIREMENTS AND THE RISKS
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:30:49 JST
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@Tony @pepsi_man @ube idk man
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:30:51 JST
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@mischievoustomato @pepsi_man @ube something something motion of the ocean not the size of the boat -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:32:56 JST
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@Tony @pepsi_man @ube good, women dont deserve the satisfaction.
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:32:57 JST
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@ube @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man underwhelming. Everyone is unsatisfied -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:32:58 JST
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@Tony @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man whats the size? -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:34:26 JST
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:34:27 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks whats unnerving about it? unless you've seen cherrypicked worst case scenario pics of it from chuds, which like, yeah that's gonna be disgusting. the rare 1-2% the surgery goes really badly. but trust me, i've seen a few srsussy's irl, and it's indistinguisable to me at least to a pussy. i think you shouldn't judge in advance and judge person to person -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:34:27 JST
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@ube @snacks it's good to hear that but still, it's the stuff involved. it seems crazy lol
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:34:27 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks what invovled? with anal the other person just has to douche first, takes maybe 15-20 minutes max. with srsussy, zero prep needed. whats the problem? -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:34:28 JST
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@ube @snacks the srs stuff is even worse. if i had to fuck someone and i have to choose between that and the butthole, i'd go for the butthole. unnerving.
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:37:41 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks interesting. internalized homophobia i presume then? interesting. i hope you get over it, since you're so into them, you faggot -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:37:41 JST
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@ube @snacks nothings gonna change and your weird words have no power
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:42:00 JST
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@Tony @pepsi_man @ube women's pleasure aint my business and if i am gonna fuck prostitutes, well, who cares lol
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:42:01 JST
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@Tony @pepsi_man @ube damn, im at most 10cm myself. Maybe more if I lose weight.
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:42:01 JST
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@mischievoustomato @pepsi_man @ube There's not much you can do about it.
I was blessed. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:42:02 JST
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@ube @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man idk, depends on the weather.
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:42:03 JST
Mr. Bacon
@ube @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man
Why do you need to know so bad huh? I actually did measure recently...man's gotta get curious every now and then.
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:42:03 JST
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@Tony @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man what is it??? -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:42:04 JST
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@Tony @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man tell me -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:44:30 JST
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@mischievoustomato @Tony @pepsi_man 10cm? micropenis? can i suck on it? 🥺 please? daddy... -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:44:30 JST
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@ube @Tony @pepsi_man no
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:44:54 JST
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:44:55 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks okay enjoy never fucking anybody you find hot then faggot? -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:44:56 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks i'm not trying to influence you into anything. i just think the only thing stopping yourself is your own insecurities about it, and not your sexuality, and maybe talk to a therapist -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:44:56 JST
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:46:38 JST
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@ube @Tony @pepsi_man alright
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:46:39 JST
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@mischievoustomato @Tony @pepsi_man fuck you faggot nigger brownshit south american scum i hate you you fucking transphobic misogynist faggot suck my gock i'll rape you you fucking fakecel whore -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:47:11 JST
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@mischievoustomato @ube you've been saying this for like 3-4 years -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:47:51 JST
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@mischievoustomato @pepsi_man @Clippy @ube It's honest work -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:47:52 JST
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@Clippy @Tony @pepsi_man @ube love prostitutes
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Clippy (clippy@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:47:54 JST
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@mischievoustomato @Tony @pepsi_man @ube Whores: where customer satisfaction is our priority -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:48:42 JST
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:54:42 JST
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@Clippy @Tony @pepsi_man @ube bruhhh
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Clippy (clippy@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:54:45 JST
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@mischievoustomato @Tony @pepsi_man @Clippy @ube tfw no family discount -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:54:46 JST
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@Tony @pepsi_man @Clippy @ube tfw no honest worker female friend (discounts!)
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:55:50 JST
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@Tony @pepsi_man @ube yeah same here. 1 shot at life and got a small benis. It is what it is but since i don't really care about pleasing women I guess it's fine. I can jerk off and nut and prostitutes have to take it if they accepted the money.
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:55:51 JST
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@mischievoustomato @pepsi_man @ube
ngl it is nice. People are lying if they say men don't think about their size. I'm just really thankful I never had to worry about it. I had a friend who was unfortunately endowed and it was like always something I could tell he was insecure about. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:55:52 JST
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@ube @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man I've had a few women say its too big and like nott be able to do some positions. lol I'm honestly glad its not bigger.
There's like a happy medium where "big enough" and cant use properly lol -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:55:52 JST
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@Tony @pepsi_man @ube damn that must be the dream
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:55:53 JST
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@Tony @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man fair enough. i always hated my 19cm as too big 😅 but i wish i could ever save up to afford srs -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:55:54 JST
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@Tony @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man i'm more like 17-18 after shrinking... -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:55:54 JST
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@ube @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man I mean idk i guess i've measured it at like 19cm before, but it seems to fluctuate.
Idk sometdays its like "alright having a good day" and somedays it's like "oh wow, its cold in here isn't it..." lol
I'm just happy about it honestly. Its something i've never been insecure about which, honestly, i believe makes life a little easier. -
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 21:55:55 JST
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@Tony @mischievoustomato @pepsi_man i'm famously big at 19, you're average seemingly. but too close... -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 22:00:07 JST
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 22:19:15 JST
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@Red_Hat @pepsi_man @ube well, yeah?
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FED Enjoyer (red_hat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 22:19:16 JST
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She? Lol -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 22:29:14 JST
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@matty @pepsi_man @ube i already established i'm not haha.
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Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 22:29:15 JST
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Gay 🫵 -
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Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 22:29:16 JST
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Tomato trying to get that supple shenis -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 22:29:16 JST
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@matty @pepsi_man @ube lol no, i just call things as how i view em
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 22:36:11 JST
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@matty @pepsi_man @ube i already established i'm not haha.
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Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 22:36:12 JST
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Homosexual 🫵 -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 23:04:21 JST
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Tsundere Maija (ube@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 23:04:22 JST
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@mischievoustomato @snacks they could can and will reject you too -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 23:04:47 JST
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@ube @snacks i have friends that regularly go there and do fine
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✝️ Strider ✝️ (striderpod@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 23:36:33 JST
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Idk man, sounds like you're one of those fagaloons. Very effeminate haha if I do say so myself -
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Friday, 18-Sep-2026 23:36:33 JST
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@striderpod @matty @pepsi_man @ube i already established i'm not haha.
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mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Saturday, 19-Sep-2026 07:31:14 JST
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@Clippy @Tony @pepsi_man @ube awww, prostitutes really are men's best friend
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Clippy (clippy@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Saturday, 19-Sep-2026 07:31:16 JST
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@mischievoustomato @Tony @pepsi_man @Clippy @ube And prostitutes appreciate your patronage. This is what we call a symbiotic relationship.