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>be me
>international conflict enjoyer
>no ideology beyond “interesting map movement”
>wake up
>check phone before opening both eyes
>three border incidents overnight
>good morning, gentlemen
>normal people read news to stay informed
>I read it like Marvel casting rumors
>“unconfirmed reports of mobilization”
>literally post-credits scene
>have seventeen tabs open
>FlightRadar
>MarineTraffic
>satellite imagery
>obscure regional newspaper translated through three languages
>some guy on Telegram named Colonel_Bear_1488 saying “big things soon”
>trust him more than Reuters
>girlfriend asks whether we can go out Friday
>tell her geopolitical conditions remain fluid
>she reminds me I don’t work for the State Department
>not with that attitude
>country I could not locate in 2019 begins experiencing “heightened tensions”
>within six hours I know every highway, ethnic minority, airbase and Soviet-era ammunition depot
>pronounce regional governor’s name correctly on first attempt
>still forget cousin’s birthday
>new war drops
>everyone else horrified
>I’m staring at the operational map like
>“cinematography is insane”
>immediately develop strong opinions on terrain I have never seen
>“the northern corridor is indefensible during the wet season”
>posting from climate-controlled basement in Ohio
>mainstream media says “experts are divided”
>I am not divided
>I watched a forty-seven-minute YouTube video by a Finnish man with 8,000 subscribers
>sigma conflict grindset
>never emotionally commit to either side
>only commit to force structure analysis
>friend asks who I support
>tell him whoever deploys combined arms correctly
>new footage appears
>grainy thermal blob crosses screen
>entire internet argues whether it was a tank
>enhance image mentally
>identify it as a 1987 export variant by the exhaust signature
>wrong
>double down
>defense stocks rise
>don’t own any
>too busy buying surplus helmet from nation that ceased existing in 1992
>family gathering
>uncle mentions inflation
>accidentally explain how grain prices relate to Black Sea shipping insurance and artillery shell production
>Thanksgiving ends early
>rumor of ceasefire
>day ruined
>pace around house muttering about lost narrative momentum
>peace talks collapse
>WE ARE SO BACK
>people compare every new conflict to Vietnam
>I compare it to six other conflicts nobody has heard of
>“this is actually more of a Chadian-Libyan War situation”
>refuse to elaborate
>leave
>entire personality built around events that make normal people say “oh no”
>I say “interesting”
>then zoom in on the map
>war is hell
>but the lore is incredible

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