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   Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 12:52:08 JST Hoss Delgado
   Today I made some cyclist faggot scream "go fuck yourself" in pure soy rage after violating the sanctity of his precious bike lane for five seconds to make a dropoff. Hope he still seething about it right now.
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     :italianamerican: 🌲 MERRY MUSSOLINI 😌 :swastika_spin: (alexmussolini88@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 12:55:10 JST :italianamerican: 🌲 MERRY MUSSOLINI 😌 :swastika_spin:

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     @Hoss cyclists 👎🏻😌
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 12:55:10 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • :italianamerican: 🌲 MERRY MUSSOLINI 😌 :swastika_spin:
     Sorry soyclists, you can make the city council paint your little cuck lanes on the pavement all you want, but the roads will always belong to the car chads.
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     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 13:03:25 JST sapphire

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     @Hoss fortunately the only people who bike around here are niggers and people with 3 DUIs (niggers) so they don't matter AND can't buy guns
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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 13:04:27 JST Dudebro

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     >Cyclist "Go fuck yourself"
     >Hoss "Your mom already drained me dry, thanks"
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 13:05:12 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • :bigboobs: kittymaxxing :bigboobs:
     Hummer H1
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     :bigboobs: kittymaxxing :bigboobs: (rosey@nekomimi.pics)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 13:05:13 JST :bigboobs: kittymaxxing :bigboobs:

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     @Hoss@shitpost.cloud what do you drive? need to know whether to call you based or a slur

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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 13:18:00 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Thragg
     I've always wondered how much illegal parking I could get away with if I put a set of yellow flashers on my car like the ones used by public works vehicles. I don't think it's illegal to install flashers on your car as long as they aren't cherries and berries.
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     Thragg (thragg@byzantinenexus.io)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 13:18:01 JST Thragg

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     @Hoss@shitpost.cloud My dad used to have one of those loading zone passes or something like that. You put a city cop hat on your dash and you got that pass, you can park anywhere downtown for 30 minutes long as you're not blocking the fire lane or something.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 13:59:22 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Dr. Btc
     • Thragg
     The vehicular version of a reflective vest and a clipboard.
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     Dr. Btc (drbtc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 13:59:23 JST Dr. Btc

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     • Thragg
     2001 White Ford f150 with yellow flashers. You can pull up on curbs just drop one yellow cone and no one is saying anything.
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     lolitechengineer@loli.church's status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:34:45 JST lolitechengineer

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     • D00B
     @D00B@clew.lol @Hoss@shitpost.cloud why is it when motorists encounter the slightest possible inconvenience they instantly revert into high time preference niggers?
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:34:45 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • lolitechengineer
     • D00B
     America is a motorist ethnostate. Know your place, cycloid, otherwise it'll be beneath my wheels.
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     D00B (d00b@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:34:46 JST D00B

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     @Hoss Nice, here's my cyclist story
     >be me
     >driving
     >come to roundabout
     >whole family of cyclists crossing in front of me
     >Dad cyclist fucking with his pedals and sitting in the middle of the road
     >Get closer
     >still fucking with the pedals
     >have to actually stop because pedals
     >say to myself "Move your ass you dumb faggot"
     >It wasn't to myself
     >passenger window open 2 inches
     >he hears
     >he rages
     >I am this far into this I have to commit
     >Family has MATCHING outfits
     >Bright neon yellow skin tight shirts
     >black skin tight bike shorts
     >all 4 of them
     >he moves out of the way screaming
     >proceed to go 10 mph next to this family yelling at this guy
     >LOOK A WHOLE FAMILY OF FAGGOTS
     >NICE OUTFITS FAGGOTS
     >DID YOU PICK OUT EVERYONES OUTFIT REAL CREATIVE FAGGOT
     >DID YOU MOLEST YOUR SON FAGGOT
     >Yell at each other for about half a mile going 10mph
     >face gets increasingly more red
     >screaming gets louder and he starts making mistakes while yelling
     >laugh he's so mad
     >they go down bike path out of sight
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     lolitechengineer@loli.church's status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:41:35 JST lolitechengineer

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     @Hoss@shitpost.cloud starting a PVP situation is unwise in the land of the gun.
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     BugmanJones (bugmanjones@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:42:38 JST BugmanJones

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     TCD!
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:46:06 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     If honorable motorists were legally permitted to splatter any cycloid who got too uppity on the roads they'd learn to behave themselves real quick.
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     AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:46:07 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper

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     • lolitechengineer
     Starting a PVP situation with a person in a two-ton vehicle when you're on a bike is a great way to become part of the land of the gun when you're ground into it.
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     VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:46:40 JST VIPPER

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     @Hoss I ride a bicycle to work sometimes cuz it's good exercise. If something is on the bike lane I just go around it, like who gives a shit?
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:49:42 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     Violence is not the answer. It's the question. And the answer is yes.
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     AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:49:43 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper

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     • lolitechengineer
     Violence works, I don't know how best to explain it.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:50:27 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Nigbot
     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     My nigga gets it.
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     Nigbot (nice-nigger@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:50:28 JST Nigbot

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     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     WHEH DAT CAH DEELUH? WHEH DAT CAH DEELUH AT I AIN WAITIN ON NO POLEE MAN DAT POLEE MAN RAYCISS MMHMM YUHURD? :dark_jew:
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:57:50 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Nigbot
     • Adrint 🇨🇦
     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     I once witnessed a cyclist slam into a pedestrian in the middle of a crosswalk because in his cycloid brain stop signs are only for the heckin' cagerinos.
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     Adrint 🇨🇦 (adrint@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 15:57:51 JST Adrint 🇨🇦

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     • Nigbot
     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     @Hoss @lolitechengineer @nice-nigger @Owl as a frequent pedestrian, I also hate cyclists.
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     lolitechengineer@loli.church's status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:01:56 JST lolitechengineer

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     @Hoss@shitpost.cloud wait until you hear about how many motorists flatten pedestrians because they dare prevent them from making their right on red
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:01:56 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • lolitechengineer
     Maybe they shouldn't do that.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:02:34 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • lolitechengineer
     The pedestrians, that is. Motorist kings have places to be.
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     Adrint 🇨🇦 (adrint@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:04:00 JST Adrint 🇨🇦

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     • Nigbot
     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     @Hoss @lolitechengineer @nice-nigger @Owl on the road they like to act like bikers, on sidewalks and pedestrian paths they still act like they have right of way. When I used to be a bike cuck, I kept to the sidewalks and yielded to pedestrians.
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     lolitechengineer@loli.church's status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:08:39 JST lolitechengineer

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     • Nigbot
     • Adrint 🇨🇦
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     @adrint@shitposter.world @Hoss@shitpost.cloud @nice-nigger@nicecrew.digital @Owl@shitpost.cloud at least here, sidewalk riding is usually illegal for adults.
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     Adrint 🇨🇦 (adrint@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:08:39 JST Adrint 🇨🇦

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     • Nigbot
     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     @lolitechengineer @Hoss @nice-nigger @Owl Makes no sense because riding on the shoulde- I mean "bike lane" is entirely unsafe and insane. Maybe in municipalities that are not run by boomers with real infrastructure budgets, I could see it. I'd rather be a soyclist in Europe than in North America.
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     lolitechengineer@loli.church's status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:10:33 JST lolitechengineer

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     @Hoss@shitpost.cloud right, since pedestrians shouldn't use the pedestrian crosswalks ever as you said, they should hop on their bicycles and join vehicle traffic :)
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:10:33 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • lolitechengineer
     They should purchase a personal motor vehicle like a respectable American citizen.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:13:19 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Nigbot
     • Adrint 🇨🇦
     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     >tfw you have to choose between spending your taxes on cyclists or israel
     Can the government just burn the money instead?
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     Adrint 🇨🇦 (adrint@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:13:20 JST Adrint 🇨🇦

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     • Nigbot
     • Adrint 🇨🇦
     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     @lolitechengineer @Hoss @Owl @nice-nigger in many North American cities when you propose building more pedestrian paths, bike trails, green spaces, parks, and mixed-use zoning lots, the shabbos boomers cry communism and vote to send your property taxes to Israel instead, even if your main street roads look like they've been shelled by Austrian artillery.
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     Adrint 🇨🇦 (adrint@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:17:28 JST Adrint 🇨🇦

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     • Nigbot
     • lolitechengineer
     • AWACS Coffin Keeper
     @Hoss @lolitechengineer @nice-nigger @Owl pedestrians can at least co-opt soyclist infrastructure, ideally pedestrians should have right of way regardless. We've many small cities in Canada where its sometimes nice go walk to the park or the market instead of mucking about with parking meters, parkades, and other crap. Letting young people, poor people, and elderly people be pedestrians and soyclists, take the bus or train, etc gives motorchads less traffic and less competition for parking too.
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     lolitechengineer@loli.church's status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:18:03 JST lolitechengineer

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     @Hoss@shitpost.cloud but you have to receive permission from the government and carry a cuck slip with you at all times.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:18:03 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • lolitechengineer
     Cyclist sovereign citizen is a funny bit.
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     lolitechengineer@loli.church's status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:18:47 JST lolitechengineer

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     @Hoss@shitpost.cloud with a bicycle, you can go anywhere
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:18:47 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • lolitechengineer
     Eventually.
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     Adrint 🇨🇦 (adrint@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 16:22:19 JST Adrint 🇨🇦

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     • lolitechengineer
     @lolitechengineer @Hoss going up big hills on a bicycle sucks ass and I'd rather walk.
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