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   roko's basilisk (vii@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:01:10 JST roko's basilisk
   > how many holes does a pair of trousers have
   > how many holes does a straw have
   > how many holes does a balloon have
   
   how many holes does a woman have
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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:06:37 JST prettygood

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     @vii enough.
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:33:13 JST pwm

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     • Dymphna
     @f0x @vii topographically not a hole
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     Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:33:14 JST Dymphna

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     @vii are we counting pores
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     Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:33:26 JST Dymphna

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     • pwm
     @pwm @vii i could argue but i will not and instead i will call you nerd.
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:33:26 JST pwm

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     • Dymphna
     @f0x @vii no, you can't argue because there is a mathematical definition for this as relates to surfaces.
     Same reason there's only one hole in a coffee cup, it is also a donut, just like people.
     In this example, the well into which you pour your coffee is like a pore or eye socket or ear canal. It's a blind hole that does not split the surface, rather the surface warps around this.
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     Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:33:27 JST Dymphna

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     • pwm
     @pwm @vii much easier to cross than the human itself. It has many holes.
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:33:28 JST pwm

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     • Dymphna
     @f0x @vii the skin is the surface around the human shape, dingus
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     Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:33:29 JST Dymphna

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     • pwm
     @pwm @vii there is only one hole in a human, this is true, all the other holes are holes of the epidermal layer. It depends on which surface you count as the crossing point for my technicality to make sense.
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:33:33 JST pwm

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     @vii just one (the alimentary tract)
     Topographically men and women are equivalent (donuts)
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:33:40 JST pwm

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     @f0x @vii
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 20:56:12 JST pwm

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     @genmaicha @vii
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     lait accompli (genmaicha@stereophonic.space)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 20:56:14 JST lait accompli

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     @vii
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 03:23:03 JST pwm

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     • MercurialBlack
     @Merc @vii nuh uh, it's like, mountains and shit mang
     
     god I'm retarded
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     MercurialBlack (merc@freerobuxextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 03:23:04 JST MercurialBlack

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     • pwm
     @pwm @vii *topologically
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     MercurialBlack (merc@freerobuxextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 03:23:30 JST MercurialBlack

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     @vii https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pair_of_pants_(mathematics)
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