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   Quoth The Raven (jagahati@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 10:38:23 JST Quoth The Raven

   I used to think it was weird that old people got grumpy about weird things and passed out if they sat still for more than 20 minutes.

   Mystery solved.

   Also after observing my 2 year old for a few days I’ve come to the conclusion that the way to have infinite energy is just to eat whenever you want even if you just ate, and then pass out anytime you are bored or well fed.

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     CapitalB (capitalb@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 10:38:23 JST CapitalB

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     @Jagahati

     Energy = (food * sleep) over hydration

     Should be taught in school.

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 10:38:43 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • CapitalB
     Lack of sleep / having to live to the slave clock is the number one cause of most illnesses. Change my mind.
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     Vivi Nella Verita (verita84@poster.place)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 10:40:40 JST Vivi Nella Verita

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     @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @Jagahati@noauthority.social @CapitalB@noauthority.social
     
     
     regardless, hyrdration is important or your ass hitting the pavement

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 11:16:37 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Tiberius J. Nougat
     I am the slave cock. But the food.
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     Tiberius J. Nougat (lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 11:16:38 JST Tiberius J. Nougat

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     • CapitalB
     Hump is living for slavecock?!