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   Avatar of Chaos (mk2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:15:19 JST Avatar of Chaos

   • pistolero
   Do you remember this @p
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     Lina Inver?e (lina@eientei.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:16:47 JST Lina Inver?e

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     • bajax
     @p @bajax @MK2boogaloo i am not even talking about the hack but rather his guests, why would you give a shit about your host's microwave having the wrong time on it, is there really nothing better to talk about or point out?
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:16:48 JST pistolero

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     • bajax
     @lina @bajax @MK2boogaloo
     
     > firstly: who the fuck cares what time is on the microwave
     
     The point is not hacks being useful: the point is hacks being hacks.
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     Lina Inver?e (lina@eientei.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:16:49 JST Lina Inver?e

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     • bajax
     @bajax @MK2boogaloo @p i'd rather want to know two things
     firstly: who the fuck cares what time is on the microwave
     secondly: why the fuck do microwaves never, ever show the correct time whatsoever, why even have a goddamn clock on it if it will always get fucked by power outages and other shit
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     bajax (bajax@baj.ax)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:16:51 JST bajax

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     @MK2boogaloo @p that's actually a really good idea tbh
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:17:16 JST pistolero

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     @verita84 @MK2boogaloo Talent is hitting a target no one else could hit. Genius is hitting a target no one else can see.
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     Vivi Nella Verita (verita84@poster.place)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:17:17 JST Vivi Nella Verita

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     @p@fsebugoutzone.org @MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com
     
     that is brilliant

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      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:18:10 JST 

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     • pistolero
     • bajax
     @lina @bajax @MK2boogaloo @p It's needed for conversion of seconds to microwave time.
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     isutowaru (histoire3@shota.house)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:19:54 JST isutowaru

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     • bajax

     @lina@eientei.org @bajax@baj.ax @MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com @p@fsebugoutzone.org
     
     I wanna know why 99 microwave time is more than 100 microwave time

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     Lina Inver?e (lina@eientei.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:21:16 JST Lina Inver?e

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     • bajax
     @mint @bajax @MK2boogaloo @p
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:21:36 JST pistolero

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     • Lina Inver?e
     • bajax
     @lina @MK2boogaloo @bajax The real answer is "because this is the setup for the rest of the joke".
     because.mp4
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     Lina Inver?e (lina@eientei.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:21:38 JST Lina Inver?e

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     • bajax
     @p @bajax @MK2boogaloo it is, because both of those questions could be answered in a sensible manner that i can get behind
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:21:40 JST pistolero

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     • bajax
     @lina @MK2boogaloo @bajax That's like saying "Why would a priest, a rabbi, and the president go into a bar?"
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:24:47 JST pistolero

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     • isutowaru
     • bajax
     @histoire3 @lina @bajax @MK2boogaloo
     
     > I wanna know why 99 microwave time is more than 100 microwave time
     
     It's not, it just looks like it because you're standing farther away.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:29:50 JST pistolero

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     • Lina Inver?e
     • bajax
     @lina @MK2boogaloo @bajax That's why it's a bad idea to ask such questions.
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     Lina Inver?e (lina@eientei.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:29:52 JST Lina Inver?e

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     • bajax
     @p @bajax @MK2boogaloo that really devalues it
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     Jezza™ (jeremiah@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:32:42 JST Jezza™

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     @p @bajax @lina @MK2boogaloo they're thirsty?
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     Lina Inver?e (lina@eientei.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 01:46:46 JST Lina Inver?e

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     • bajax
     @p @bajax @MK2boogaloo no, it's not a bad idea, if someone devalues it to me, i don't lose anything from it
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     sky-rider of the spaceways (spacemanspiff@noauthority.social)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 04:38:24 JST sky-rider of the spaceways

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     • pistolero

     @MK2boogaloo

     me, unsuspecting, microwaving nachos at 11:59...

     @p

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     CapitalB (capitalb@noauthority.social)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 05:47:17 JST CapitalB

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     • Vivi Nella Verita

     @p @MK2boogaloo @verita84

     Now do the same with:

     Begabung

     Talent

     Genie

     And I will bow.

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 05:47:59 JST pistolero

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     • Vivi Nella Verita
     @CapitalB @MK2boogaloo @verita84 Well, @snow is the one that did it with the microwave.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 05:52:07 JST pistolero

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     • snow :bot: (collector's edition ✨)
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     • NovaOnline
     @NovaOnline @CapitalB @MK2boogaloo @snow @verita84 You can make friends with @hachi in that case.
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     NovaOnline (novaonline@kiwifarms.cc)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 05:52:22 JST NovaOnline

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     • Vivi Nella Verita
     @p @snow @MK2boogaloo @CapitalB @verita84 i put burger in microwav e food review
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     hachi (hachi@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 11:43:02 JST hachi

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     • CapitalB
     • pistolero
     • Vivi Nella Verita
     • NovaOnline
     @NovaOnline @snow @MK2boogaloo @p @CapitalB @verita84 BEE CUDDLEZ!!!
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     NovaOnline (novaonline@kiwifarms.cc)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 11:43:04 JST NovaOnline

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     • snow :bot: (collector's edition ✨)
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     • Vivi Nella Verita
     @p @snow @hachi @MK2boogaloo @CapitalB @verita84 hey hachi :3 33
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 11:43:53 JST pistolero

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     • snow :bot: (collector's edition ✨)
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     • NovaOnline
     @hachi @NovaOnline @CapitalB @MK2boogaloo @snow @verita84 Hello, hachi, you guys can become friends.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 11:56:19 JST pistolero

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     • snow :bot: (collector's edition ✨)
     • CapitalB
     • Vivi Nella Verita
     • NovaOnline
     @verita84 @hachi @MK2boogaloo @CapitalB @snow @NovaOnline Yeah, but not the one you're thinking of.
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     Vivi Nella Verita (verita84@poster.place)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 11:56:20 JST Vivi Nella Verita

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     • snow :bot: (collector's edition ✨)
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     • NovaOnline

     @hachi@detroitriotcity.com @p@fsebugoutzone.org @MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com @CapitalB@noauthority.social @snow@cofe.rocks @NovaOnline@kiwifarms.cc
     
     
     Wait, is that the real snow?