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   Jelqer Skelter (sneeden@0.5dollah.click)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:03:26 JST Jelqer Skelter

   why tf can't i follow myself on kfcc

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:03:13 JST pistolero

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     @mintcel @mint @sneeden Are you fucking
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      (mintcel@kiwifarms.cc)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:03:21 JST 

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     @mint @sneeden Yep, looks like it's passing through now. Maybe /inbox endpoints are whitelisted now.
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      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:03:23 JST 

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     @sneeden Interesting.
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     Jelqer Skelter (sneeden@0.5dollah.click)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:03:24 JST Jelqer Skelter

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     @mint now it went through

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      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:03:25 JST 

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     @sneeden Server-to-server communication is severed due to DDoS retarding check that only browsers can pass.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:15:25 JST pistolero

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     @mintcel @mint @sneeden
     
     https://fedilist.com/instance/kiwifarms.cc
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      (mintcel@kiwifarms.cc)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:27:00 JST 

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:28:48 JST pistolero

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     ffaw (ffaw@decayable.ink)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:36:03 JST ffaw

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     @p @sneeden @mintcel @mint we are so back kiwibros
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:39:31 JST pistolero

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     @ffaw @mint @mintcel @sneeden If I dig out the full fedi.quest archive, we can see the ping times from back in the day until it went offline.
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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:41:53 JST Phantasm

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     @p @sneeden @mintcel @mint
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:42:10 JST pistolero

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     @phnt @mint @mintcel @sneeden Fedi is healing!
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     March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator (hatkeshiatortnd@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:43:25 JST March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator

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     @p @sneeden @ffaw @mintcel @mint i recognize default rio! :)
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:47:45 JST pistolero

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     @HatkeshiatorTND @ffaw @mint @mintcel @sneeden Yeah, what I did basically was have one script that would "claim" a chunk of fedi.quest and it would try to ensure that what was on the screen matched what it thought should be there, and then the other end of it was a tiny rio window with the font set really small and it would periodically take screenshots of itself and dump them in a predetermined place. The effect was, like, for a few dozen lines of code, a rio window that automatically sync'd to fedi.quest. It used ip/gping to show ping times to those four instances, then the green bar is a :bofhsimon: BOFH Excuse of the Day :bofh:, and fortunes below that.
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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 04:59:48 JST Phantasm

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     @p @sneeden @mintcel @mint TWKN is either porn or politics. Just like it never died.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:00:32 JST pistolero

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     @phnt @mint @mintcel @sneeden This should be helpful JUST IN CASE:
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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:09:22 JST Phantasm

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     @p @sneeden @mintcel @mint Missing this
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     ffaw (ffaw@decayable.ink)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:14:24 JST ffaw

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     @p @sneeden @phnt @mintcel @mint The thing is nothing on this list is wrong.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:14:35 JST pistolero

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     @ffaw @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden Is the main issue with a human bot that the bot is *wrong*?
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     ffaw (ffaw@decayable.ink)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:16:30 JST ffaw

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     @p @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden besides the daaxing
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     Del Rio Kun~ (zrdr_delrio@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:20:41 JST Del Rio Kun~

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     @p @sneeden @phnt @mintcel @mint
     Get them out
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:20:56 JST pistolero

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     @ZRDR_DelRio @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden This is fedi.
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     :ihavenomouth: (inginsub@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:24:52 JST :ihavenomouth:

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     @phnt @sneeden @p @mintcel @mint permanently unavailable space
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:25:33 JST pistolero

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     @phnt @mint @mintcel @sneeden "Missing"?
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     Phobos (phobos@eientei.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:25:53 JST Phobos

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     @p @sneeden @mintcel @mint > Country: SE
     
     Why do I feel like that might not be long lived? :thinkoro:
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      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:26:15 JST 

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     @Phobos @sneeden @p @mintcel It's just reverse proxies, there are 8 A records and he can just grab more servers. I do wonder if he chose "No ACK Group" because of the name.
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     SilverDeth (silverdeth@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:27:01 JST SilverDeth

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     @p @phnt @mint @mintcel @sneeden
     
     This perfectly describes every reply on a Kiwi-Farms lolcow post. In (nearly) that exact order.
     
     I will vouch for the accuracy of this.
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     Phobos (phobos@eientei.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:28:35 JST Phobos

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     @mint @sneeden @p @mintcel Ah, I see. Makes sense. As for the host, they seem to offer fairly cheep plans--so maybe a mix of funny name and cost.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:29:18 JST pistolero

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     @VD15 @phnt @mint @mintcel @sneeden Like everyone that very loudly quits fedi forever, she came back in a hurry. She was "vicious" at clubcyberia last I heard.
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     :VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7: (vd15@pl.valkyrie.world)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:29:19 JST :VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7:

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     @phnt @sneeden @p @mintcel @mint didn't she leave for nostr?

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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:29:20 JST Phantasm

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     @p @sneeden @mintcel @mint Missing from the bingo (my evening cofe did nothing). Would be funny if bot actually returned because of this. It's the only surviving account on an alive instance iirc.
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:30:59 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     @josh @sneeden @mintcel @mint Welcome back...
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     Josh (josh@kiwifarms.cc)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:31:01 JST Josh

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     @mintcel @mint @sneeden I am actively working on a turnstile for API endpoints related to the Fediverse. I have discovered in the process the Fediverse uses the modern Signature/Authorization headers for these requests which presents opportunities for smarter approaches and provider reputation.
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:33:58 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     @ffaw @sneeden @phnt @p @mintcel @mint Bot is a person....
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     ffaw (ffaw@decayable.ink)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:33:59 JST ffaw

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     @p @sneeden @phnt @mintcel @mint being a bot is asking questions?
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:36:35 JST pistolero

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     @phnt @mint @mintcel @sneeden I knew what you meant, yeah. She's a person, not a thing people do, plus most of her posts would check multiple boxes.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:36:41 JST pistolero

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     @SilverDeth @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden If only there were a way to monetize it!
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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:38:12 JST Phantasm

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     @VD15 @sneeden @p @mintcel @mint No idea. All I know is that she left during some world wide happening which led people to think bot was some psyop. Just like Owl left when the current israel/us-iran war broke out.
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     :VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7: (vd15@pl.valkyrie.world)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:38:20 JST :VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7:

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     @p @sneeden @phnt @mintcel @mint The louder they quit, the harder they come back

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:39:33 JST pistolero

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     @ffaw @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden A person that never says anything new and is not communicating but pushing an agenda is a tedious person to interact with even if they are correct.
     
     This should explain: https://blog.freespeechextremist.com/blog/on-human-bots.html
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:40:55 JST pwm

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     @p @sneeden @phnt @mintcel @VD15 @mint without her reputation driving interaction from low effort posters to feed her dopamine she fucked off because everyone who recognized her wasn't giving her what she wanted
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:41:09 JST pistolero

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     @VD15 @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden It is a tale as old as dialup: https://edramatica.com/Quitting_IRC_forever
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:42:11 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @ffaw @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden No, the person named bot is in the other subthread.
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     Cool Kitty (sand@kitty.haus)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:43:07 JST Cool Kitty

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     @p @sneeden @phnt @mintcel @mint I like how it starts with "Demands for proof" and ends with "Posts dox". As is the way of the Kiwi.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:44:21 JST pistolero

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     @sand @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden It is fun that their instance is back.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:44:37 JST pistolero

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     @SilverDeth @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden :ancapshades: I'm listening...
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     SilverDeth (silverdeth@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:44:38 JST SilverDeth

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     @p @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden
     
     Hear me out here...
     
     "Organ Trafficking..."
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 05:44:40 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     @p @sneeden @ffaw @phnt @mintcel @mint Now i'm bot confused :fumo:
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 06:35:56 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @ffaw @mint @mintcel @phnt @sneeden
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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 06:36:03 JST Phantasm

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     @p @sneeden @sand @mintcel @mint Now only the other half of sleepy gang has to come back and we'll have Fedi as it was meant to be (5 years ago).
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 07:26:58 JST pistolero

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