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   Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 06:29:35 JST Church of Jeff

   Here is a #milliondollaridea for free.

   temporary tattoos for your face to defeat facial recognition.

   #ShitIThinkAbout

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     t60n3 (t60n3@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 06:38:32 JST t60n3

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     @jeffowski It's possible with makeup, a number of security minded folx have published guides on how to skew identification points. Think Jem and the Holograms 80s style. We could be having fun!

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     Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 06:38:32 JST Church of Jeff

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     • t60n3

     @t60n3 --

     Exactly, in mass produced, reproducible, easily applied in seconds.

     Maybe with even a built in manufacturing variation so as to make it harder to have AI train to ignore the tattoos too.

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     t60n3 (t60n3@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 06:45:39 JST t60n3

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     @jeffowski Stencils would work too. Temp tats need rubbing alcohol for removal which can irritate eyelids or sensitive skin. Stencils with makeup that doesn't irritate one's skin would be gentler- just dab eyeshadow on the pattern and away we go!

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     Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 06:45:39 JST Church of Jeff

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     • t60n3

     @t60n3 --

     Plastic stencils in those sticker vending machines.

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     Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 06:51:04 JST Church of Jeff

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     • Gondor

     @grootinside -- And your cell phone...

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     Gondor (grootinside@troet.cafe)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 06:51:05 JST Gondor

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     @jeffowski
     What about a #Rorschach -Tattoo? 🤔
     Like a Tattoo with "electric function" and an App which changes the patterns randomly... #watchmen

     Edit: Or the same with a make up you could wipe of if not needed.

     But you will be recognizable by your bone structure and movements...

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     Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 06:54:20 JST Church of Jeff

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     • Kinene⭐🐻

     @c_merriweather --

     They have full face hoodies already, if the goal is just to cover up completely.

     https://www.amazon.com/Digital-Print-Messi-Mask-Balaclava/dp/B0FMPLQ1J8

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     Kinene⭐🐻 (c_merriweather@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 06:54:22 JST Kinene⭐🐻

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     @jeffowski Clown noses and stick on eyebrows?