If anyone says "no, but I keep a *tumbler* of water by the bed when I sleep" that's an instant block.
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Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸 (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Monday, 23-Feb-2026 10:59:25 JST
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Sam Clemente (countablenewt@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Feb-2026 11:04:42 JST
Sam Clemente
@evan I mean I sometimes keep a mason jar of water on my nightstand
but that's also made of glass so
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Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸 (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Monday, 23-Feb-2026 11:04:42 JST
Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸
@countablenewt if they find me dead in the morning I will have a note on my body that says MURDERED BY SAM CLEMENTE
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Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸 (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Monday, 23-Feb-2026 21:23:21 JST
Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸
@copiesofcopies so help me
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Aaron Williamson (copiesofcopies@social.coop)'s status on Monday, 23-Feb-2026 21:23:22 JST
Aaron Williamson
@evan I mean it’s more of a canteen
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