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   pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 05:30:37 JST pistolero
   Are...are uncs boofing Ozempic?
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     受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 05:33:51 JST 受不了包

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     @p@fsebugoutzone.org who taught you these words
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     T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 05:37:16 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:

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     @shibao @p the dark forces...
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 05:41:56 JST pistolero

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     @shibao I'm from the internet.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 05:48:57 JST pistolero

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     • T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:
     @theorytoe @shibao I'm mewing, lil cuzzo.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:02:28 JST pistolero

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     @Phobos Skibidi rizz.
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     Phobos (phobos@eientei.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:02:30 JST Phobos

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     @p I feel a sense of deep, intense sadness for the fact I actually know what those words mean. :niggakms:
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     受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:08:08 JST 受不了包

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     @p@fsebugoutzone.org we cannot let them continue to corrupt our beloved p, can you point on the doll where they rizzmaxxed you
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     Leyonhjelm (leyonhjelm@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:19:53 JST Leyonhjelm

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     @p @shibao
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:22:12 JST pistolero

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     @Leyonhjelm @shibao I am exactly like that but from the internet.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:23:35 JST pistolero

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     @shibao I'm pmoding.
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     Lakeshore :hacker_l: :hacker_s: :hacker_s: (lss@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:31:51 JST Lakeshore :hacker_l: :hacker_s: :hacker_s:

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     • T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:
     @p @theorytoe @shibao little bro was emaciated. The percs done ate lil cuzzo ass up.
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     「VRISKAHAUSEN」 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:32:53 JST 「VRISKAHAUSEN」

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     @p youre old enough to say plugging man cmon

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:33:24 JST pistolero

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     @vriska I'm old enough to say whatever I want. I can wordsmax.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:33:27 JST pistolero

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     • T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:
     • Lakeshore :hacker_l: :hacker_s: :hacker_s:
     @lss @shibao @theorytoe :dracula: All I'm sayin' is I paid for the tickets.
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     lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 06:40:14 JST lainy

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     @shibao @p none of them are in the bible
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     Leyonhjelm (leyonhjelm@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 07:13:37 JST Leyonhjelm

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     @p
     
     Exactly.
     
     @shibao
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 07:27:22 JST pistolero

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     @lain @shibao You haven't read the new verison. The third chapter of Matthew:
     
     > John the Baptist shows up in the Judean wilds, flexing prophet energy and spitting the OG call: repent, the heaven-kingdom drip is near. He’s literally the Isaiah plug — "voice in the wilderness: prep the Lord’s runway, clear the lane." John’s fit is ascetic-core: camel-hair cloak, leather belt, locusts + wild honey snackpack, no fanum tax. People from Jerusalem, Judea, and the Jordan 'verse pull up to him and get dunked, straight spitting their messes IRL.
     
     > When the Pharisees and Sadducees try to hit the baptism queue flexing pedigree, John claps back: "cap generation — who told y’all to dodge incoming wrath?" He says show receipts: live fruit that matches repentance. Don’t gaslight with, "we got Abraham on our roster" — God can raise heirs outta stones if needed. The axe is at the root, fam; trees without good fruit get cut and tossed to the fire.
     
     > John’s low-key: I dunk with water for repentance, but the godmaxxer is incoming — I’m not even worthy to lace his kicks.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 07:46:28 JST pistolero

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     @lolitechengineer I will dickmog all of you.
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     lolitechengineer@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 07:46:29 JST lolitechengineer

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     @p@fsebugoutzone.org please hand the devterm back to your grandpa

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     Harblinger (harblinger@wizard.casa)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 07:48:02 JST Harblinger

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     @p @lain @shibao KJV maxximalists in shambles

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 07:53:20 JST pistolero

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     • Harblinger
     @harblinger @lain @shibao
     
     > Don’t slide into a king’s feast like you’re on some stunt — don’t chase the plate when they flex; keep your pace or you’ll eat shame with the crumbs. Don’t let the table’s hype wreck you with binge energy; guard appetite and wallet. Don’t thirst after the rich’s drip; their flex fades like vapor.
     > Hear wisdom: honor your OGs, keep their counsel tight — those tracks got real mileage. Don’t trade legacy for ragers or hard-party slaps; Four Loko binges burn wallets and futures. Don’t cosign IOUs you can’t cover; don’t mortgage your freedom for clout.
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     :VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7: (vd15@pl.valkyrie.world)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 07:57:26 JST :VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7:

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     @p @lolitechengineer pics or it's cap
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     syzygy (syzygy@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 08:50:20 JST syzygy

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     @p @lolitechengineer @VD15 If you show me yours I'll show you mine
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 08:50:22 JST pistolero

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     @VD15 @lolitechengineer On god you are not ready.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-2026 09:17:10 JST pistolero

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     @syzygy @VD15 @lolitechengineer On the day it is revealed, the earth will quake.
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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 00:15:57 JST þernia

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     @syzygy @p @lolitechengineer @VD15 +1 for posting grotesque penis (will only do it if someone else does)
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