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   Cobalt Sasquatch (cobaltsasquatch@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 11:58:25 JST Cobalt Sasquatch
   "WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST TASE HIM!!!"
   
   Because tasers don't work like on TV most of the time and a non-inconsiderable number of people including myself are just more or less immune to them
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     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 11:58:25 JST sapphire

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     @CobaltSasquatch also rewatching notice the lady cop didn’t know the difference between her gun and taser again
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     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 11:58:27 JST sapphire

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     @Squadalah_Man @CobaltSasquatch he also didn’t try very hard to stab the cop he hit, probably suicide
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     Squadalah_Man (squadalah_man@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 11:58:28 JST Squadalah_Man

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     @sapphire @CobaltSasquatch Do they not calculate the odds of victory in these scenarios? There was like 6 cops bud you're fucked.
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     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 11:58:29 JST sapphire

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     @CobaltSasquatch yeah sorry you get exactly one “drop the knife” and that’s only if you’re not moving
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     Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@tsundere.love)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 12:00:23 JST Johnny Peligro

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     @Squadalah_Man @CobaltSasquatch @sapphire i dont think you can expect much brainpower from people that do this sorta stuff no?
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     EnnaComa (ennacoma@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 12:02:10 JST EnnaComa

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     @CobaltSasquatch something something woman officer
     
     Did she even pull the trigger to tase him.
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