{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":8,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/tsundere.love\/users\/mischievoustomato","displayName":"Johnny Peligro","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"310668"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"sex with 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tsunderes","url":"https:\/\/tsundere.love\/users\/mischievoustomato","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"mischievoustomato","displayName":"Johnny Peligro","note":"sex with tsunderes"}},"content":"<a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/Squadalah_Man\">@Squadalah_Man<\/a> <a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/nicecrew.digital\/users\/CobaltSasquatch\">@CobaltSasquatch<\/a> <a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/users\/sapphire\">@sapphire<\/a> i dont think you can expect much brainpower from people that do this sorta stuff no?","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-27:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/tsundere.love\/objects\/0600324d-12b3-4627-b65c-519d57d33380","object":{"id":"https:\/\/tsundere.love\/objects\/0600324d-12b3-4627-b65c-519d57d33380","objectType":"note","content":"<a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/Squadalah_Man\">@Squadalah_Man<\/a> <a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/nicecrew.digital\/users\/CobaltSasquatch\">@CobaltSasquatch<\/a> <a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/users\/sapphire\">@sapphire<\/a> i dont think you can expect much brainpower from people that do this sorta stuff no?","url":"https:\/\/tsundere.love\/objects\/0600324d-12b3-4627-b65c-519d57d33380","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/42eb66bc-23ae-413e-a082-d9a41a8fd296","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/42eb66bc-23ae-413e-a082-d9a41a8fd296"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/Squadalah_Man"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/users\/sapphire"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nicecrew.digital\/users\/CobaltSasquatch"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-12:objectType=thread:nonce=f557e42451c1cf38","notice_info":{"local_id":"12107610","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-12T03:00:23+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU 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class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/nicecrew.digital\/users\/CobaltSasquatch\">@CobaltSasquatch<\/a> yeah sorry you get exactly one \u201cdrop the knife\u201d and that\u2019s only if you\u2019re not moving","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-27:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/objects\/08549f0c-ef57-4ce2-8ab3-d3a862b8d783","object":{"id":"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/objects\/08549f0c-ef57-4ce2-8ab3-d3a862b8d783","objectType":"note","content":"<a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/nicecrew.digital\/users\/CobaltSasquatch\">@CobaltSasquatch<\/a> yeah sorry you get exactly one \u201cdrop the knife\u201d and that\u2019s only if you\u2019re not 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class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/users\/sapphire\">@sapphire<\/a> <a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/nicecrew.digital\/users\/CobaltSasquatch\">@CobaltSasquatch<\/a> Do they not calculate the odds of victory in these scenarios? There was like 6 cops bud you're fucked.","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-27:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/42eb66bc-23ae-413e-a082-d9a41a8fd296","object":{"id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/42eb66bc-23ae-413e-a082-d9a41a8fd296","objectType":"note","content":"<a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/users\/sapphire\">@sapphire<\/a> <a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/nicecrew.digital\/users\/CobaltSasquatch\">@CobaltSasquatch<\/a> Do they not calculate the odds of victory in these scenarios? There was like 6 cops bud you're fucked.","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/42eb66bc-23ae-413e-a082-d9a41a8fd296","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/objects\/08549f0c-ef57-4ce2-8ab3-d3a862b8d783","url":"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/objects\/08549f0c-ef57-4ce2-8ab3-d3a862b8d783"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/users\/sapphire"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nicecrew.digital\/users\/CobaltSasquatch"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-12:objectType=thread:nonce=f557e42451c1cf38","notice_info":{"local_id":"12107596","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-12T02:58:28+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/Squadalah_Man\">@Squadalah_Man<\/a> <a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/nicecrew.digital\/users\/CobaltSasquatch\">@CobaltSasquatch<\/a> he also didn\u2019t try very hard to stab the cop he hit, probably suicide","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-27:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/objects\/ef692c71-1531-4d31-9990-22197683f9e5","object":{"id":"https:\/\/shortstacksran.ch\/objects\/ef692c71-1531-4d31-9990-22197683f9e5","objectType":"note","content":"<a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/Squadalah_Man\">@Squadalah_Man<\/a> <a class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https:\/\/nicecrew.digital\/users\/CobaltSasquatch\">@CobaltSasquatch<\/a> he also didn\u2019t try very hard to stab the cop he hit, probably 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