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   Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 05:03:54 JST Hoss Delgado
   A restaurant automatically gets a 1-star ratings boost from me if they stock the bathroom with paper towels instead of forcing me to use one of Klaus Schwab's shitty hand dryers.
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     Dramamine (dramamine@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 05:06:28 JST Dramamine

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     NO bro, I have to blow 6000 cubic meters of bathroom air against your hands bro! It's sanitary because it's mildly warm bro! Just trust. Think of all the trees you're saving bro! The ladies love damp hands after you peed. It's not like paper towels are made from sustainalbe trees grown for that purpose and also recycled paper products or anything, you're literally killing the Lorax if you dry your hands.
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     EllisDee (ellisdee@wolfgirl.bar)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 05:13:56 JST EllisDee

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     • Dramamine
     @Dramamine @Hoss step 4 wipe hands on pants
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 05:18:21 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Dramamine
     Plastic straw ban reversal easily makes the top 5 Trump EOs list.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 05:18:22 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Dramamine
     The original breakout hit in the "make everybody's lives slightly worse just because" genre. From the very same lizard people who would later churn out bangers like "pointless taxes on plastic bags" and "paper straws coated in toxic forever chemicals".
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     Dramamine (dramamine@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 05:18:22 JST Dramamine

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     At least paper straws have mostly gone away around me. The blower menace still remains and we still pretend it's somehow good for the environment, powered by coal because nuclear bad (a communist said so in 1968, so it must be true)
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 06:04:54 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Dramamine
     Sigma grindset.
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     Agartha_Noble (agartha_noble@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 06:04:55 JST Agartha_Noble

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     • EllisDee
     • Dramamine
     @EllisDee @Dramamine @Hoss step 5 wipe hands on someone else's pants. People who are just entering the bathroom are better, since their pants are 1: dry (no pee on them yet), 2: aren't wet (haven't yet tried to wipe their hands on their pants).
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 06:27:59 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Dramamine
     We have these exact towel machines at the shop.
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     SKiZM :confederate: (sk1zm@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 06:28:00 JST SKiZM :confederate:

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     • Dramamine
     Retvrn to community towel loop
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 06:34:40 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Guiles boat post
     Yup, we got a whole shelf of freshly washed rolls.
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     Guiles boat post (guiles@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-2025 06:34:41 JST Guiles boat post

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     • Dramamine
     @Hoss @SK1ZM @Dramamine you're supposed to wash the towels does someone do that
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     KennethAfterDarth (kensortium@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 11:57:56 JST KennethAfterDarth

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     • Dramamine
     @Hoss @Dramamine im plotting on returning to shitpost
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 17:26:57 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • KennethAfterDarth
     You're perfectly welcome to come back whenever you want, bud. You were never banned, but that doesn't mean my users and I won't make fun of you.
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     slipgate (slipgate@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 18:26:14 JST slipgate

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     • Dramamine
     • KennethAfterDarth
     @Hoss @Kensortium @Dramamine Atheist stereotype with Chris Chan tier art on my local timeline? Hell yeah, fun lurking ahead
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 18:27:47 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • slipgate
     • Dramamine
     • KennethAfterDarth
     I've always been welcoming to Ken, I got no problems with the guy. He just has to take the bantz like a man.
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     Kagekokoro (kagekokoro@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 18:34:39 JST Kagekokoro

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     • Dramamine
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     @Hoss @Kensortium @Dramamine @slipgate
     Imagine a leftoid retard being able to take the banter
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 18:34:39 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • slipgate
     • Kagekokoro
     • Dramamine
     • KennethAfterDarth
     That's why I don't have to enforce many rules here. You're perfectly welcome to set up shop here and be a leftist retard, but you'll have to deal with the heat over it.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 18:35:41 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • slipgate
     • Kagekokoro
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     • KennethAfterDarth
     Ultimately, yes. But we'll do what we can on the mortal plane.
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     Kagekokoro (kagekokoro@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 18:35:42 JST Kagekokoro

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     @Hoss @Kensortium @Dramamine @slipgate
     The heat of the fires of hell you mean?