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   Jules she/her (afewbugs@social.coop)'s status on Monday, 22-Dec-2025 19:17:53 JST Jules she/her

   My banking app just sent me a popup review prompt asking if I was enjoying using it, and someone needs to sit down with the person who wrote that text on this their first day on planet Earth and explain that enjoyment is not why humans use these things

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     RolloTreadway (rollotreadway@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 22-Dec-2025 19:18:02 JST RolloTreadway

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     • Eleanor Rees

     @eleanorrees @afewbugs At work, we get asked annually if we'd recommend our ambulance service to friends and family.

     You know, I'm not convinced many people use our ambulances out of choice. I don't think a lot of stroke patients spend their time checking to see how we're rated on trustpilot before dialling 999.

     Minoru Saba repeated this.
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     Eleanor Rees (eleanorrees@mas.to)'s status on Monday, 22-Dec-2025 19:18:03 JST Eleanor Rees

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     @afewbugs I fondly remember the message from my bank saying, "We've made some exciting changes to our login screen."

     GreenSkyOverMe (Monika) repeated this.
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     Jez Higgins (jezhiggins@mastodon.me.uk)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 22:35:28 JST Jez Higgins

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     • Eleanor Rees
     • RolloTreadway

     @RolloTreadway @eleanorrees @afewbugs After I had to call out the fire service because, you know, my house was on fire, I got a customer satisfaction survey in the post a few days later.

     But, yes, would definitely call again if house was on fire.