@dcc@prettygood Is that so? I meant no offense to your love of retards. I was just trying to be an umpire giving the objective judgment calls. I see the light now; it's insensitive. I always forget the emotional sensitives project their own feelings about calling balls and the positions involved I can't mention now because the gays project themselves into that too. When I write retard, I think woman. I think your mom. When I say rape, I think On the Origin of Species, and how wrong that call was. Especially when I consider what that gorilla did to your retard mom to reproduce a whole new sterile strain of retard faggot. No offense. Another uncalled for bad call on me. I apologize. Wrong of me to presume that not gay intercourse met the legal definition of rape when technically it most likely did not.
Don't take it the wrong way. It's just a retarded yo mama joke that doesn't involve rape because that's never funny. Don't take it personally either. It's meant as a self-deprecating joke, son. Please stop pretending to be a gay Jewish man online though. I really don't care, but it is totally disrespectful to your mom.
@dcc@prettygood That whole sentence is ass backwards and only disses yourself. I'm not worming out of anything; while I'm sure rapine and raping can be characterized in myriad ways, you can't bring "worming" or dogs into this. I shouldn't have to remind a Greek that it's the most favored divine activity of your greatest god, I.O.M. Iupiter optimo maximo. I also shouldn't have to remind a Greek that everyone else on the planet has this Greek invention joke that's nothing like a Polak invention joke because it involves a legitimate historical claim about you guys inventing gay butt rape, ackshually.
I thought you were supposed to know about Greek history. Well, do you Greeks by any chance still have a high opinion of the Spartan warrior? Like everyone else pretends to. Perhaps all should consider the Greek warrior that fucked them up beyond all buck broken recovery at the Battle of Leuctra. Do you know what a Sacred Band geek, I mean Sacred Band of Thebes Greek even was? Everyone knows about phalanx and hoplites because they're dummies who only play vidya games and never read a book. Nobody seems to recall the Greek invention of their most elite warrior formation, the Sacred Band of Thebes. The one led by Pelopidas who, unlike Leonidas, was favored by Eros and Nike when he produced that flawless victory with pure faggotry infantry. It's one of the most historically significant battles in gay Greek history, duly significant even since there's so much gay in the Greek history. Philip II was hanging out in Thebes intensely studying the Sacred Band geek tactics at the time. Credit to the Greeks for being the source of the psychoanalytical archetypes, and perhaps also the stereotype of the favorite gay friend of the girls, although they're your goddesses in this case.
But hey, I don't even mean to paraphrase your favorite shitty Jew comedian when I say there's nothing wrong with any of that stuff your ancestors invented. It should be a great source of pride in your gay pride. You can say that's gay and gay gay gay until you're blue in the closeted face. If I'm guilty of inventing gay anything, it's just dumb gay jokes you take way too seriously for some reason. I'm just a jester standing upon the shoulder of the greatest and most gay giants in all of History. Unfortunately I can only say you only take after them in the giant gay faggot department, because you'll never know anything about Eros or Nike victories, not even if you make up your own stupid nigger faggot Tariq Nasheed 'victory' conditions. Oh wait, was Eros a dude? Alright, maybe you're already favored by Eros gay stuff.
@bigmattoidchimpin@prettygood The idea that greeks "were gay" was from them (you "learned" this idea in school because it was taugh in the 80's and 90's)
@dcc@prettygood Uh. No. I've never read or listened to a single word from any 1970's feminist who ever lived. I don't even know what 1970's feminism could possibly have to do with this.
@bigmattoidchimpin@prettygood I put it simply, every piece of evidince that has ever been used to prove "greeks" gay is fake. THEY MADE 250 FAKE POT, i am not jokeing.
@dcc@prettygood How many times do I have to tell you? I don't actually do any gay stuff. Ergo I strongly prefer not to watch any gay retard YouTube videos. But I believe you. I recommend not worrying about it too much, You already know everything about everything I've ever learned from my 1970's feminist instructors. I got a more fun recommendation; let's test your omniscience. When was I born?