@GoonPatrol @White_Powerade dependas are the worst. I was caretaker for one for a while and man i could have gotten up to a lot of shenanigans, the complex we lived in was 75% lonely married women.
I had to leave because the lady i was helping was going to cheat, so i left.
Found out a couple years later "I was only gone 500 days!" was the response to how many men she slept with while the husband was deployed in the desert.