You — yes YOU! — can do double good:
- Support Starbucks workers
- Fight Starbucks’s hostile redefinition of the word “macchiato” https://wandering.shop/@mxtiffanyleigh/115542970557364917
You — yes YOU! — can do double good:
- Support Starbucks workers
- Fight Starbucks’s hostile redefinition of the word “macchiato” https://wandering.shop/@mxtiffanyleigh/115542970557364917
Instructions:
1. Visit your locally owned coffee shop
2. Order a macchiato
3. When they ask, “Just to be clear, you mean a double shot with a small amount of foam?” you say “Yes, obviously. Starbucks ruined it for everyone, didn’t they?”
4. Nod sagely along with the barista
@ljrk
It’s basically an over-large latte with a bunch of syrup
(or something like that, I’ve never had one)
@inthehands I've been to a Starbucks once because they had a toilet. How do they make macchiatos there? :'-D
@schwa
You are drinking espresso, therefore you do not have this problem
@inthehands but what if you have a really low tolerance for pretension?
@ljrk
I mean, no shade to anybody who loves it, you do you, but…agreed
@inthehands ugh!
A doppio is pretty much the standard for all espresso drinks except •maybe• a fancy unadorned shot. And a doppio is still similar to or slightly less than the caffeine of a single cup of brewed coffee in most cases. So arguably doppio •is• the “normal” amount.
@inthehands un doppio is the default now?
That's alas also a New Zealand problem. If you want a normal quantity, you have to remember to ask for it.
@inthehands pffft. Mocha please. I want my pretentious coffee with a liter of chocolate sauce..
@schwa Solid choice.
@ramsey @ljrk
I believe the operating principle here is
(1) you are always entitle to your “yuck”
(2) don’t “yuck” somebody else’s “yum”
@inthehands @ljrk This kinda seems like all shade instead of no shade. 🤪
@mattly That is a barista with •issues•
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