IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE
- passwords should be random
- data should be backed up
- anonymity should be the default
- dishwashers don’t need wifi
- the drivetrain should be airgapped from the Internet
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Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 07:22:10 JST
Paul Cantrell
- prettygood repeated this.
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Rich Felker (dalias@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 07:36:23 JST
Rich Felker
@inthehands Passwords to most things honestly should be "cypherpunks".
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Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 07:37:55 JST
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@dalias
Sounds pretty random to me! -
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Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 07:50:23 JST
Paul Cantrell
@src_esther @dalias
It’s an improvement over a single word! Really, though, most passwords should be machine-generated and stored in a password manager unless it’s essential that you be able to type it from memory. -
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Esther #antifa (src_esther@mastodon.online)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 07:50:24 JST
Esther #antifa
@inthehands @dalias
I have always taught all my interns to use passphrases. Once, an intern asked me what I meant, and I said, "Not a word, but a sentence, for example: 'I am crazy!'"... That became his first passphrase... -
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This Account Kills Fascists (violenteastcoastcity@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 08:19:57 JST
This Account Kills Fascists
@inthehands My husband works for NASA. We have exactly zero "smart" home things.
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Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 08:19:57 JST
Paul Cantrell
Hat tip to another crusty old (in spirit) engineer
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Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 10:54:58 JST
Paul Cantrell
Here, I did the thing
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Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 11:04:20 JST
Paul Cantrell
Same reason a dishwasher needs WiFi
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Seán C McCord :tux: (ulexus@fosstodon.org)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 11:04:21 JST
Seán C McCord :tux:
@inthehands Why does a house need a drivetrain?
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Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 12:12:12 JST
Paul Cantrell
@vfig
The real horror story hasn’t happened yet: it’s every car in the world of a certain make suddenly suddenly failing to run — or losing its brakes, or spontaneously catching fire — because of a bad over-the-air update. -
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vfig (vfig@mastodon.gamedev.place)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 12:12:13 JST
vfig
@inthehands if every warning sign is a story... whats the story behind "the drivetrain should be airgapped"?
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Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 06:21:52 JST
Paul Cantrell
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F4GRX Sébastien (f4grx@chaos.social)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 06:21:53 JST
F4GRX Sébastien
@inthehands @vfig there was a land rover (or jeep?) bricking update a while ago IIRC?
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Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 06-Nov-2025 11:09:51 JST
Paul Cantrell
Here you go, PDF and SVG, print to your heart’s content:
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