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john_darksoul (john_darksoul@pl.firelink.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Oct-2025 12:57:29 JST john_darksoul

You know it’s fake because none of them actually know how to read or write

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  ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:40 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
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  Manlet with 6' wife here. The only time when height is an issue is when they sense insecurity.
  
  Women get wet when they feel you can give them the ride of their life. That's really all that's required. If you know how to handle a woman, and you know you know how to handle a woman, women will sense that and panties will drop. Simple as.
  
  Fear is the mind killer.
  
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  Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:41 JST Ash Kvetchum
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  >not confident lying about height to women closer to my height
  
  Just tell them you're a grower
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:42 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @BasedLord @Ash_Kvetchum @Dudebro @john_darksoul @WeissenSocken88 @Will2Power I tell women im 6' cause they dont know the difference
  
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  Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:42 JST Suquili
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  @DEERBLOOD @BasedLord @Ash_Kvetchum @Dudebro @john_darksoul @WeissenSocken88 @Will2Power I'm only 5'9 maybe 5'10 so that means I'm only confident lying about my height to women 5'7 and under. I think the 5'8-9ers would notice.
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:43 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @Dudebro @Ash_Kvetchum @john_darksoul @WeissenSocken88 @Will2Power 71 inches
  
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  ????? ??ℝ? ™ (basedlord@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:43 JST ????? ??ℝ? ™
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  Women will call this small
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:44 JST Dudebro
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  Yeah hes you
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:44 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @Dudebro @Ash_Kvetchum @john_darksoul @WeissenSocken88 @Will2Power Im Jesus Christ's own height (5'11)
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:44 JST Dudebro
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  Is this US or Metric
  
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  WeissenSocken88 (weissensocken88@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:45 JST WeissenSocken88
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  @DEERBLOOD @john_darksoul @Will2Power @Ash_Kvetchum @Dudebro Thorin is the King of Dwarves
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:45 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @WeissenSocken88 @john_darksoul @Will2Power @Ash_Kvetchum @Dudebro I KNOW WHO HE IS
  
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  WeissenSocken88 (weissensocken88@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:46 JST WeissenSocken88
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  @DEERBLOOD @john_darksoul @Will2Power @Ash_Kvetchum @Dudebro you just watched The Hobbit and think you're Thorin
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:46 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @WeissenSocken88 @john_darksoul @Will2Power @Ash_Kvetchum @Dudebro Nigga what
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:47 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @john_darksoul @Will2Power @Ash_Kvetchum @Dudebro This is why the INF loves dudes who are like 5'6
  
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  Will2Power (will2power@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:48 JST Will2Power
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  @john_darksoul @DEERBLOOD @Ash_Kvetchum @Dudebro 15 pullups is pretty impressive.
  
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  john_darksoul (john_darksoul@pl.firelink.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:48 JST john_darksoul
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  @Will2Power @Ash_Kvetchum @Dudebro @DEERBLOOD It's pretty frowned upon to not be able to do 20 if you're infantry.
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:49 JST Dudebro
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  we had a dude who was fucked by his recruiter who didnt tell him about the pushup requirement and couldnt do more than 5. Fucker pulled it out and did 75 in two minutes at the end of 8 weeks.
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:49 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @Dudebro @Ash_Kvetchum @john_darksoul Lol we had some obese kid who couldn't do more than three and every time he failed he'd be like "my triceps are under developed"
  
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  john_darksoul (john_darksoul@pl.firelink.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:49 JST john_darksoul
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  @DEERBLOOD @Ash_Kvetchum @Dudebro My first squad leader had us do pull ups. I could only do 15 because everyone gets fat at infantry school. He just said to my team leader "fix him" and they made me do so many flak pull ups that I got a back spasm. So until my back healed they made me do wall sits all day instead. That guy was actually pretty nuts though and he got pulled to HQ after about 3 months.
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:50 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @john_darksoul @Dudebro We had another kid named Kevin Smith (kinda funny but not as funny) who was like 19 and got married before leaving for Basic so I'm sure his life is awesome 10 years later
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:50 JST Dudebro
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  We had a guy the mti wanted gone and the dumbfuck tied a shoelace between the lockers and bunks and called it an IED and they took that loophole and got him the fuck out.
  
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  Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:50 JST Ash Kvetchum
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  We had a guy who said his dad was an admiral in the Navy (completely other branch anyway lmao), so he didn't think it was a big deal that he couldn't pass the minimum push-up requirement (or sit-up or running or... ). He even told the TI his thoughts, lmao
  
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  john_darksoul (john_darksoul@pl.firelink.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:51 JST john_darksoul
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  @DEERBLOOD @Dudebro We had some dude who was obsessed about basketball. He would talk to us about it like we knew what the fuck was going on when we hadn’t so much as seen a television in a month.
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:51 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @john_darksoul @Dudebro We had some nigger kid named David Cross (yes, really) who didn't know why it was funny that his name was David Cross and he got kicked out for punching the lockers and trying to fight the drill sergeants
  
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  john_darksoul (john_darksoul@pl.firelink.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:51 JST john_darksoul
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  @DEERBLOOD @Dudebro We never had anyone like that. Couple kids snapped and had to be put on safety watch until they were processed out. I only saw a DI snap one time when one of the kids got cocky and laughed about trying out for the Ironman pft competition. He got slammed into a rack. Otherwise the whole experience seems pretty cookie cutter now.
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:52 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @john_darksoul @Dudebro Dang, some poor LT had to leave the office instead of dicking around on his phone in the office. I feel for whoever that was
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:53 JST Dudebro
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  Its fake because they didnt eat the crayon instead of writing
  
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  john_darksoul (john_darksoul@pl.firelink.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:53 JST john_darksoul
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  @Dudebro Man I remember our instructors just making shit up like “Jackie Chan died” and “North Korea launched an attack on the United States and you’re all being expedited through training to deploy in 3 weeks so sign this paper if you want to leave we promise we’re not just trying to get the names of the chickenshits who signed up for cushy office jobs so we can haze you for the rest of basic”
  
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  john_darksoul (john_darksoul@pl.firelink.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:53 JST john_darksoul
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  @Dudebro Not kidding, every single black kid in my group signed.
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:53 JST Dudebro
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  I was in meps the week the air force cucked and released that women were getting fucked by drill instructors for better treatment and were always the victims. so they were on eggshells and it was so pussy whipped that my experience was disappointing. I wanted hazed tbh because I needed to man up.
  
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  john_darksoul (john_darksoul@pl.firelink.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:53 JST john_darksoul
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  @Dudebro Oh yea ours was tempered too. Some kid got put in a washing machine then killed himself and there were some injuries during the crucible (end field op that’s supposed to be a 2 day hazing session). So they required an officer to be present during all training events. I wasn’t super mad about it because basic sucks ass, but it wasn’t crazy hard or anything. The hikes during infantry school were way harder. Really the hikes were the worst thing about my entire experience. I fucking hate hikes.
  
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