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   Christi Junior (christijunior@poster.place)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-2025 05:37:52 JST Christi Junior
   WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR PYRA – PART 1
   
   TRADWIFE
   
   My Pyra has a tough fight ahead of her tomorrow, so I thought I’d pull a page out of SuperSnekFriend’s book and make a pre-match thread explaining just why this girl is just so damn good! Let’s start with the obvious:
   
   Pyra is literally THE perfect tradwife. She cooks, she cleans, she serves you and your friends beverages on her own initiative, and she HAPPILY does the dishes afterwards. After the events of Xenoblade 2 she gets married to GigaChad Rex and becomes a mother, making her one of this tournament’s few canonical MILFs. This was also foreshadowed in Xenoblade 2, where she expresses an appreciation for large families.
   
   Additionally, Pyra is extremely sweet and even submissive – she’s known for apologizing a lot (even her Smash Bros. Ultimate appearance referenced that trait!). This doesn’t mean that she’s a doormat, in fact she possesses formidable willpower and will speak out against injustice (like this one Urayan soldier bullying a little girl while in line for food), but it does mean that Pyra is about as far from a Girlboss as it’s possible to get. If you don’t believe me, just consider how devoted she is to her man – not just by how she starts off by giving up half her life force to revive Rex from death, and how she sacrifices herself for his sake on later occasions too, but also in terms of the sheer, genuine INTEREST she shows in anything and everything that has to do with him, from the village he grew up in to embarrassing childhood stories about him.
   
   Pyra is a special kind of Wife Material.
   
   #BestVidyaGirlContest
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     Christi Junior (christijunior@poster.place)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-2025 05:37:50 JST Christi Junior

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     WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR PYRA – PART 3
     
     TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
     
     Say, you know that smoking hot blonde Xenoblade 2 Tsundere you so often see together with Pyra? That’s her sister/alternate self Mythra, and yes, if you want her, you CAN get her along with Pyra! During most of Xenoblade 2 the Aegis girls share one body, and the two can switch in and out at will, including in the heat of combat and presumably during the middle of other hot and heavy physical activities as well, hehehe…
     
     The sisters also do ultimately have a very good relationship, despite being so different, due to the hardships they’ve endured together, and also because Pyra is ultimately the Yin to Mythra’s Yang, so there won’t really be that much friction and conflict between the girls despite the one body/two souls situation.
     
     Of course, by the end of Xenoblade 2 they DO manage to separate – and since Pyra believes that Sharing is Caring, she actually shares Rex with Mythra (AND Nia), all 3 girls becoming part of his harem. Yes, really. So if you like Mythra, you absolutely can get her along with Pyra, and arguably Pyra even gets you Nia for free – though Mythra is the girl who will ALWAYS be a natural complement to Pyra in one way or another.
     
     “Gee Pyra fans, how come you get to have TWO Waifus??”
     
     Because Pyra is Best Girl, that’s why.
     
     #BestVidyaGirlContest
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     Christi Junior (christijunior@poster.place)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-2025 05:37:51 JST Christi Junior

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     WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR PYRA – PART 2
     
     EAGER TO PLEASE
     
     Something very consistent about Pyra’s character is that she’s EXTREMELY passionate about making herself attractive to her man, by any means necessary. That’s the whole point the infamous Blushy Crushy heart-to-heart, how Pyra will eagerly do things that are embarrassing and arguably even degrading if she thinks that it pleases her man.
     
     Lads, think long and hard about the implications of this…
     
     Hell, you don’t even need to be as naughty as me (Pyra would TOTALLY be willing bend over and bare her bottom for some spanking if that was what her man was into, no question about it!) to appreciate what this means, just take something much more innocent: her hair. Now, I for one happen to love Pyra’s cute and classy bob cut, but if you insist on your Long Hair Preference – what, you think a girl who’d happily let a peverted Nopon teenager boss her around in her quest to make herself irresistible to her man WOULDN’T agree to grow her hair long if that’s what you prefer?
     
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1u5QxumoQE
     
     WIFE. MATERIAL!
     
     #BestVidyaGirlContest
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     Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@tsundere.love)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-2025 06:28:00 JST Johnny Peligro

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     • LevantSavant
     @ChristiJunior @SavvyLevie yer a gypsy?
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     LevantSavant (savvylevie@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-2025 06:28:02 JST LevantSavant

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     @ChristiJunior Convincing arguments and all...
     
     But I'm still pissed about Misty. Submit a formal letter of apology and I will consider shilling for Pyra.
     
     Or just shill Malon and Neru in their coming matchups. No more sincest and gacha slop on our timelines. (Do it)
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     Christi Junior (christijunior@poster.place)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-2025 06:28:02 JST Christi Junior

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     • LevantSavant
     @SavvyLevie I can't shill for Malon in the quarterfinals, because she's going up against a Romanian opponent, and being of Romanian origin myself that would be too deep of a betrayal.
     
     I also do prefer Leyley over Neru...
     
     However, I am quite confident in Malon winning her quarterfinal match, and I absolutely will pledge to support her in the semifinals!
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     Christi Junior (christijunior@poster.place)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-2025 06:28:03 JST Christi Junior

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     WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR PYRA – FINAL PART (for now)
     
     BAD PEOPLE HATE HER
     
     Be it Jews, Feminists, Trannies or Pedophiles/Smash Bros. Pro players, Pyra can’t help but draw the ire of some of the worst people in existence. Some of her public Haters include Brianna Wu/John Flynt, Kotaku kike Jason Schreier, various Smash Bros. Groomers (including Nairo, who is on the record sucking the dick of an underage boy) and this one weird Groyper dude (vaguely rightwing, but extremely anti-fanservice and kinda gay) who was quickly exposed as a sex offender after he was seen publicly bashing Xenoblade 2.
     
     Pyra Haters complain about everything from her “impossibly sexy body” and her “impossibly big boobs” to her “shameless fanservice outfit”, but really, we all know the true reason why they hate Pyra so much – it’s because Evil fears and recoils from Good, and Pyra, being the ultimate fictional expression of feminine virtue and beauty, is as Good as a vidya girl gets.
     
     Please help her reach the quarterfinals my niggers.
     
     #BestVidyaGirlContest
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     Christi Junior (christijunior@poster.place)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-2025 06:28:04 JST Christi Junior

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     WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR PYRA – PART 4
     
     NICE BOD YOU GOT THERE
     
     I mean, do I even need to explain this one? Pyra is just stunningly beautiful, and boasts an absolutely killer body. Fan artists don’t actually need to exaggerate her proportions, because they’re already perfect, and their all-too-frequent attempts to “improve” perfection is the reason why random in-game pictures of Pyra easily mog most of the art you see of her.
     
     I mean, just look at this girl, she’s both Pure AND Pure Sex!!
     
     #BestVidyaGirlContest
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     Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@tsundere.love)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Sep-2025 08:27:45 JST Johnny Peligro

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     @ChristiJunior uoih