My gay buddy in New York (who I haven’t seen in a decade) asked me how I met my wife. I said in the most lesbian way
He said, lemme guess. You were both dating other women, who were friends, and then when they broke up with you, you got together in the next month??
I was like — I didn’t know I already told you the story
He laughed the most uproarious laughter, like belly up laughter, and said omg I was just guessing