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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 08:18:55 JST Hoss Delgado
>Be Trump.
>Loudly vocalize your opposition to crypto during your first term.
>Suddenly flip on this stance during your 2024 election campaign.
>Cryptobros question this sudden embrace of crypto about as much as they questioned Larry Fink's pivot on Bitcoin, which is to say not at all.
>Sign bill legitimizing stablecoin issuance.
>This is celebrated as the dawn of America's crypto golden age.
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>Stablecoin market balloons into the trillions, issuers become the largest holders of US Treasuries as they buy up bonds like mad, desperate to print more stablecoins to feed the crypto boom's skyrocketing demand for liquidity.
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>Default on the debt.
>Stablecoins suddenly backed by mountains of worthless paper.
>Crypto market collapses.
>Coincucks realize they got duped into paying the tab for decades of US debt spending.
Likely just fanfiction because Trump isn't nearly a good enough schemer to successfully pull this off, but damn it'd be funny if this actually happened.- Chinese man ? #nobot likes this.
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cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 08:18:55 JST cjd
They're definitely using stablecoins to fund the federal government.
And when they can no longer *accelerate* borrowing because nobody is willing to hold the bag, they will almost certainly prefer to shitcan the USD rather than actually pay interest like a fucking normie.
So I agree with this take, but once they collapse the dollar, people are probably not going to want to jump on the next shitcoin they come up with. If the dollar takes the euro with it, it's probably going to be BTC vs. whatever BRICS does.
And to fuck over BRICS, they'll probably pump the value of BTC.Hoss Delgado likes this. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 08:24:13 JST Hoss Delgado
Oh yeah, legitimizing stablecoins was done to prop up demand for Treasures, that much is obvious. Engineering a situation where the stablecoin issuers are left holding the bag for US debt spending is where I let my creative writing take over. Chinese man ? #nobot likes this. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 09:37:21 JST Jonny
@Hoss @cjd
Never tell a jew your plans.Hoss Delgado likes this. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 09:37:22 JST Hoss Delgado
I'm sure JFK thought so too until the bankers delivered a mind blowing rebuttal. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 09:37:23 JST Jonny
@Hoss @cjd
It would be easier too just end the Fed and tell the banker jews too fuck off -
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🌈Magical Thinking (magicalthinking@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 10:53:23 JST 🌈Magical Thinking
Liz Warren would if she had any brains.
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 10:53:23 JST Hoss Delgado
Pocahontas has been seething at crypto for years, she's gotten nowhere with it. -
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🌈Magical Thinking (magicalthinking@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 10:53:24 JST 🌈Magical Thinking
A good amount of Trumps wealth now is crypto. That turns a man around on it. I remember in his first term he raised an eyebrow to the EU giving negative interest and wanted in on that scam.
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ooignignoktoo (ooignignoktoo@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 10:53:24 JST ooignignoktoo
@magicalthinking @cjd @Hoss
I'm surprised they haven't tried to target crypto yet just to destroy his wealth. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 10:56:42 JST Hoss Delgado
She's transracial you bigot! -
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egirlyuumimain (egirlyuumimain@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-2025 10:56:43 JST egirlyuumimain
@Hoss @magicalthinking @cjd @ooignignoktoo That's Fauxahontas