All the talk of how we can't protect kids from guns because we may need to over throw tyranny.
...the "tyranny" they planned to "overthrow" was the less than 1% of the population, who collectively obsess over plush sharks.
Ya gotta be fucking kidding me.
A bunch of women named Luna have never so much as inconvenienced me.
(tone note - the name and toy references are intended with affection, and also to highlight the absurdity of making trans people a target)