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SKiZM :confederate: (sk1zm@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 18:30:31 JST SKiZM :confederate:
Completely on autopilot tonight. Very jittery from too much red bull. The city is exploding with life because it's Friday night. It feels like I'm watching a movie.
There's nobody patrolling the projects as usual, so I'm pulling double duty tonight. I'm going to the airport immediately after this shift. I'll be landing at my destination just in time to be awake for over 24 hours.-
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AlabasterBrick ?☠️ (alabasterbrick@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 18:30:26 JST AlabasterBrick ?☠️
I told a junkie that dirt contains a neuro toxin that when mixed with butter releases a chemical that gets you high as fuuuuck. Two weeks pass and I found out that nigga was in rehab. ☕️ -
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SKiZM :confederate: (sk1zm@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 18:30:28 JST SKiZM :confederate:
I drastically oversimplified this. He kept changing his identity and address so they kept sending me back. The last time, he pretended to be the dead lady. I totally called him out and explained that I couldn't allow entry to the deceased. At one point he claimed there was a hungry cat inside but the locks were changed, but he totally lives there! Meanwhile, he was calling and texting my work phone after the initial point of contact, but I ignored him. -
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SKiZM :confederate: (sk1zm@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 18:30:29 JST SKiZM :confederate:
Currently in a public housing project tower dealing with a junkie trying to trick me into letting him into a dead women's apartment because he's a caretaker and needs to confiscate her medications :pepeDread: -
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BiggusDiccus (biggusdiccus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 18:30:29 JST BiggusDiccus
@SK1ZM
This should've been a kids in the hall sketch.
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brigrammer (brigrammer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 18:30:30 JST brigrammer
@SK1ZM Stay safe and remember
"You are kinda the law!"
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AlabasterBrick ?☠️ (alabasterbrick@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 18:37:45 JST AlabasterBrick ?☠️
>MIT level jailbirds
Amazing ☕️ -
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SKiZM :confederate: (sk1zm@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 18:37:46 JST SKiZM :confederate:
In jail, niggas would leave Reese's cup wrappers in the sunlight to dry out, crush it into powder and smoke it on rolled up toilet paper roll wrappers, igniting it with a 9 volt battery connected to their zipper by a paperclip 💅🏻 -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 19:16:06 JST BowserNoodle ☦️
@AlabasterBrick @SK1ZM @BiggusDiccus @brigrammer The MacGyver of not getting high
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