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   CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Jun-2025 12:27:19 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
   Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 5 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
   
   Jeff Cliff vs. Jonny Fever!
   
   Today's match is between KING VAXX and KING BOOZE!
   
   First up is Jeff Cliff: a man who *really* likes having other men inject fluids into him. That's right, he *really* wants you to get those COVID vaccines. All of them. Every last one of them. Otherwise, he's known for trying to talk to people on Mastodon - and not getting any response, because Mastoniggers absolutely refuse to talk to anyone outside of their bubble! If he has any suspicion that you know something of value, he'll tag you in a thread with them. Otherwise, he's one of the nicer people on Fedi.
   
   Next: Jonny Fever, the most *fucking drunk* person on Fedi! He's known for making videos of himself where he calls you a fag and launches death threats at you. He says that he wants to fuck CMD's mother - and everyone around here knows what UNGODLY HORRORS that would entrail. Will he jump into the thread and have a lengthy drunken fight with everyone, or will he calm down enough to fly under the radar?
   
   Shouldn't there be screencaps of them having cringe moments in the thread to start? The OP weirdly doesn't have any - nobody decided they hated either of these two contestants enough to throw any at me, and I couldn't find anything too terrible going back only a day! :jahy_gah: Enjoy a slightly bland match today!
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 16-Jun-2025 12:27:19 JST pistolero

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Jonny Fever.
     
     I have to vote for Jonny Fever for his complete inability to find TWKN even after receiving diagrams and me knowing that if he can't find TWKN, no good would come of me helping him find it. He still insists that his account has been removed, despite *both* of his accounts still existing on FSE. The combination of retarded implementations of media proxy and his complete inability to stop posting .MOV files earned me a $450 bandwidth overage bill and caused me to rush the Revolver media reverse-proxy feature so that I could offload the bandwidth to Frantech, which I did instead of banning him or even asking him to tone it down: by the time I had it deployed, he had already jumped back to Poast on the grounds that I was "throttling" him by keeping him from seeing TWKN, "like a Jew", but because he was drunk, he remembers this as him getting banned. (What actually happened was the pipe was being completely choked by him posting 30 videos in the hellthread, so the problems he was experiencing were experienced by everyone, and he was the cause.) I was able to directly pinpoint the moment he stopped posting on FSE by looking at the bandwidth usage chart on Quadranet's client portal.
     
     He is currently upset about my "gay bot" that is preventing him from complaining that I do not capitalize "white".
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     SKiZM :confederate: (sk1zm@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 16-Jun-2025 12:47:28 JST SKiZM :confederate:

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     I VOTE JONNY
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Jun-2025 13:24:27 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     Currently looking like 11-5 with Jonny Fever winning.
     
     :kannawoah: If we're only counting seeds, this is probably going to be the biggest upset of the tournament. Jeffo is the *second* seed, and Jonny Fever is the 15th!
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     Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 16-Jun-2025 13:24:40 JST Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating skoden @Jonny
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 16-Jun-2025 13:29:38 JST pistolero

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     • Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧
     @Jonny @jeffcliff @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Capitalize "Autism" and "Sperg" or I'll fuck your mother.
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Jun-2025 13:29:39 JST Jonny

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     • Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧
     @jeffcliff @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
     Jeff, please get back into crypto and put your autism towards more positive endeavors besides your Covid sperging.
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     EnnaComa (ennacoma@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 16-Jun-2025 16:35:32 JST EnnaComa

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating vote for Johnny.
     I've never logged in and had a timeline full of Jeff calling someone gay over and over, each preceded by 74 @'s
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-2025 05:45:25 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • triumphoverevil365
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @triumphoverevil365 @echoteecat Who is winning (most votes) right now? I haven't voted yet
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-2025 05:45:26 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • triumphoverevil365
     @triumphoverevil365 @echoteecat I see 27-24.
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     triumphoverevil365 (triumphoverevil365@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-2025 05:45:27 JST triumphoverevil365

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     • Zeke
     So is it 26-24 Jeff at this point?
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     Zeke (echoteecat@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-2025 05:45:28 JST Zeke

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Not knowing either of them particularly, Jeff Cliff went through and favorited all the soy melson music posts. Pretty gay.

     That'd be my vote.

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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-2025 05:46:23 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     @BowsacNoodle @triumphoverevil365 @echoteecat Jeffo
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-2025 05:46:23 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • triumphoverevil365
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @triumphoverevil365 @echoteecat I must bring balance then. I sadly vote for Jonny. Gotta make this a closer match.
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