Second Round #FaggotTourney ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD (DO NOT VOTE HERE):
Based Lunatic won in his match against Tony - and what a *thread* that was! For about half a day, the results were neck-and-neck: it took a complete spergout by Dutch - one of Based Lunatic's advocates - to draw attention to the thread and cause a stir that propelled Based Lunatic to a solid 25-13 victory! Despite the gap, this was really one of the more contentious matches for a long time: it could have easily gone the other way if Dutch had fucking shut the fuck up. The thread started off with a rumble, turned into a minor hellthread, and then ended as any faggot tourney thread should - with @dj acting like a FAG and posting unmarked gay porn!
Be sure to nominate DJ next year! :HazeSmug:
Anyway, today's match is one that NAS has been chomping at the bits to see start: the match between CSB and Hachi! This is the first match where CSB can expect to see anything even remotely resembling resistance: Hachi has spent a LONG time pissing people off, and they're one of DRC's most effective trolls - to the point where they defeated a NAS entrant!
Will today's match be anything resembling a match, or will the NAS steamroller push CSB soundly into the quarterfinals?
Notes:
@SiRrogueKnight has levied a seemingly actionable threat - doxxing - against another contestant. Their voting privileges have been revoked.
The schedule:
June 14th: SiRrogueKnight vs. Adam Curry June 15th: Jeff Cliff vs. Jonny Fever June 16th: Graf vs. Wiz June 17th: Tomato vs. Suiseiseki June 18th: Zonk vs. Ratposter
June 19th: Maija vs. Based Lunatic June 20th: Quarterfinals 2 June 21st: Quarterfinals 3 June 22nd: Quarterfinals 4
June 23rd: Semifinals 1 June 24th: Semifinals 2
June 27th, 28th: Finals (48 hour poll)
Polls will open at approximately 10PM CST the day it's listed. Matches typically run for 24 hours - but CMD may close the matches a little earlier in the event of an overwhelming victory!
Rules for voting:
1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi. 2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there. 3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in. 4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread. 5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.
I like how it's shaping up. The tomato vs f-software guy will be a tough one. I hope Adam makes it to the finals. Also is this fair with NoSleep? Other people probably don't want to win the title, but NoSleep would probably count it as a win.
You know it's only going to get more extreme from here, right? You never saw the more in-depth long-term (we're talking month long) spergouts before. You're in for a treat.
Dicey's going to go to war with himself trying not to react but his narcissism won't let his better nature win. We seasoned Dicey enjoyers know what's next. :HazeSmug: