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   abadidea (0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 20:12:35 JST abadidea

   Types of codebases my customers send me:

   - Enterprise javabean factory factory... on a SIM card

   - C# programmer retasked to write an authenticated bootloader in C for an arm platform with no training

   - Beautiful well-written, easy-to-read C by an experienced systems programmer, with one mind-blowing 100-out-of-100-risk-severity bug buried in miscutils.c

   - There is a hermit monk in a cave in Czechia. Once every three years, he emerges with a new revision of the codebase. It is horrifying spaghetti logic that repulses the human soul, but no matter how long and how hard you look, you can't actually find anything wrong with it

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     abadidea (0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 20:22:31 JST abadidea

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     • val

     @val people who vibecode don’t pay for risk and compliance services

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     val (val@oc.todon.fr)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 20:22:34 JST val

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     @0xabad1dea how long before you add vibecoded projects to the list?

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     cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 23:58:02 JST cjd

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     • Wolf480pl
     > It came into existence because I had to code it. Any attempt on my part to say something about it, to attempt explanation of the inexplicable, could only destroy it.
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     Wolf480pl (wolf480pl@mstdn.io)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 23:58:03 JST Wolf480pl

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     • cjd

     @0xabad1dea
     > horrifying spaghetti that you can't find anything wrong with

     that reminds me of @cjd