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@nozaki @BigDuck you literally cant even get it anymore
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@graf @p @nozaki @BigDuck Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, has pleased more moms than me, folks. It’s not even close. Moms everywhere say, “Mr. President, you’re the GREATEST, the most MAGNIFICENT, the FINEST man we’ve ever met!” They’re crying, they’re hugging me, they’re saying, “Thank you for being YOU!” Even the haters’ moms love me—how embarrassing for them!
And let me tell you, when I meet these moms, it’s like a rally, folks. They’re chanting, “We love Trump!” It’s beautiful, it’s spectacular. Even Gavin NewSCUM’s mom probably wishes she had me instead of that disaster! Moms know quality, folks, and I’m the Rolls-Royce of presidents. Believe me, it’s a fact. Tremendous!
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@p @nozaki @BigDuck my mom said she was so pleased to meet you, i cant say the same for yours after i called her at like 11pm telling her very loudly that you arrived
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@graf @BigDuck @nozaki I was there, I saw it.
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@graf @nozaki He bought it
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@BigDuck @nozaki @p can attest this was literally me last weekend
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@graf @p @nozaki @BigDuck Yeah people in the midwest used to go up there to party since the drinking age is 18.
or was, not sure now, but lots of high school guys did that.
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@p @ins0mniak @nozaki @BigDuck pete i have to say, canada drunk is way, way more drunk
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@ins0mniak @graf @BigDuck @nozaki "If you got arrested while America-drunk, we can't let you in here to get Canada-drunk."
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@ins0mniak @p @nozaki @BigDuck yeah i just looked it up, thats crazy. how long ago was it, because that is factored into it
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@graf @p @nozaki @BigDuck I mean it was over 20 years ago, so idk.
I know they can pull shit like that up, which is weird because I can go anywhere else. Some kind of joint law compact with us and you guys.
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@ins0mniak @p @nozaki @BigDuck not into canada, maybe into the US
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@graf @p @nozaki @BigDuck Naw if they run your shit they'll turn you away.
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@ins0mniak @p @nozaki @BigDuck why not
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@graf @p @nozaki @BigDuck I got a DUI in 2002.
I could prob get in but there's a high chance of getting turned away at the border.
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@p @nozaki @BigDuck @graf Im not allowed in Canada
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@p @nozaki @BigDuck shes a saint, she raised me brother she's put up with much worse
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@graf @nozaki @BigDuck I don't think I've been sober in Canada.
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@graf @nozaki @BigDuck Would have only been about ten here but she was glad you called.
I am glad and still surprised your mom was able to tolerate me.
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@graf @p @ins0mniak @nozaki @BigDuck this is definitely true. I went to Newfoundland once and it made me fell like a virgin saint when it came to drinking.
I thought i was in Russia or something... normally i can hang, but I had to tap out up there
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@homesteader_surfer @p @nozaki @BigDuck @graf Ive been to Russia, they're drunk is like rip your eyeballs out levels of wasted.
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@p @ins0mniak @nozaki @BigDuck one of us finished that bottle because its gone and i have zero clue where it went
also a fun a side: the garbage bag lined garbage bin i instructed everyone to put empty cans in on friday and saturday parties by tuesday had a spider come by and release its hatchlings on its new web to catch the fruit flies before they even had a chance to hatch. literally a million spiders when i opened it
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@graf @ins0mniak @nozaki @BigDuck Ha, nice.
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@graf @ins0mniak @nozaki @BigDuck I used the power of whiskey to ascertain the truth of this statement. It's real.