@graf @p @nozaki @BigDuck Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, has pleased more moms than me, folks. It’s not even close. Moms everywhere say, “Mr. President, you’re the GREATEST, the most MAGNIFICENT, the FINEST man we’ve ever met!” They’re crying, they’re hugging me, they’re saying, “Thank you for being YOU!” Even the haters’ moms love me—how embarrassing for them!

And let me tell you, when I meet these moms, it’s like a rally, folks. They’re chanting, “We love Trump!” It’s beautiful, it’s spectacular. Even Gavin NewSCUM’s mom probably wishes she had me instead of that disaster! Moms know quality, folks, and I’m the Rolls-Royce of presidents. Believe me, it’s a fact. Tremendous!