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   zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 10:56:18 JST zonk
   turns out my case of the mondays has been cured (there is a man in my bed)
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 11:00:26 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @zonk bruh talks about gooning for a few weeks and he already finds someone, it's not fair :diaweary:
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     zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 11:00:26 JST zonk

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     @coolboymew my himbo puppy came over to congratulate me on my graduation. if he can take a few days off playing league to see me, i can take a few days off my pumping regiment. im just glad for the company
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 11:08:29 JST cool_boy_mew

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     • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
     @zonk @mangeurdenuage nah bro, it's horrible here
     
     Here's the dating experience: It's dating apps
     
     What do you get on the apps? Nothing whatsoever, might as well not even try, it's less depressing
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     mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius: (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 11:08:30 JST mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

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     @coolboymew @zonk Tis the yaoi world.
     Meanwhile in straight world I can't get shit because :autism_hat: and being poor af.
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     zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 11:08:30 JST zonk

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @mangeurdenuage @coolboymew there's also a world of difference between cuddling and gooning. my sexual needs are fulfilled just fine by myself, but i can't hug my fist, y'know? it's nice to have a warm body to cuddle, and a brain attached to that body i can pick at my leisure.
     
     you straights have a lot less casual stuff like this, but it's a lot easier to find a partner because half of the world is literally available. the percentage of gays is very very low in general, and i know only a small subset of that would be compatible with my freak ass. i take what i can get, i enjoy the intimacy
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     Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@tsundere.love)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 11:09:49 JST Johnny Peligro

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     @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @zonk gf? never. touched a woman? never. ever felt love? never. I'm fucking stone cold.
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 11:13:42 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @mangeurdenuage @zonk The only people that have reached out by themselves are a large body trans, I don't even like girls this, and a girl in a wheelchair with mutant massive buckteeth
     
     Meanwhile you see the profiles of the mid-ass girls looking at yours and they aren't even interested
     
     Jesus fucking christ :notLikeThis:
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     mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius: (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 11:13:43 JST mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

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     @coolboymew @zonk
     >Here's the dating experience: It's dating apps
     Pretty much. The dating/social market has ruined the western straight world.
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     mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius: (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 11:37:55 JST mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

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     @zonk @coolboymew
     >but i can't hug my fist, y'know? it's nice to have a warm body to cuddle,
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     Encyclopædia Autistica (Order Now!) (mrsaturday@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:16:04 JST Encyclopædia Autistica (Order Now!)

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     @zonk @mangeurdenuage @coolboymew The fact that you're able to get anything at all sets you apart from a pretty large portion of straights. It's extremely hard to prove yourself to the modern woman.
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:16:36 JST cool_boy_mew

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     • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
     @zonk @mangeurdenuage we're introverts my dude, and I don't drink. As for events, women usually goes out in packs/with friends so it's ultra embarrassing to even attempt to talk to anyone, it's already hard enough to talk to anyone at all but then you're expected to deal with an already established friends group
     
     It's basically not happening. And as a dude, women 99.9% never reach out and talk to you out of the blue, that's something that doesn't happen
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     zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:16:37 JST zonk

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     @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage really? no bars? no social events? you can't come up and talk to girls when you're just doing stuff? the dating apps suck for gays too, you just have to touch grass and find the best picks out there in the wild
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     Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@tsundere.love)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:17:01 JST Johnny Peligro

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     @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @zonk pretty much
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:17:50 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @zonk @mrsaturday @mangeurdenuage
     
     >it's almost impossible to hold down a gay relationship when everyone is a 10/10 and better than you
     
     Now for the straights, imagine this, but nobody ever talks to you, the standards has made it that approaching women in the wild is a supposed nono and nobody ever reaches out
     
     Now imagine you're an introvert, aren't quite socially amazing AND the standards are fucked
     
     Shit is basically over before it even started
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     Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@tsundere.love)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:17:50 JST Johnny Peligro

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     @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @zonk I'm gonna cope with hookers at least
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     zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:17:51 JST zonk

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     @mrsaturday @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage that's wild to me. ive been having sex since before the russian age of consent and i found my first boyfriend on fedi. it's not easy by any stretch, but ive never been tormented by it. at the same time, it's almost impossible to hold down a gay relationship when everyone is a 10/10 and better than you. the standards inflation is pretty insane...
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:17:59 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @zonk @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday this is the prespective I'm having when I disrecommend the goon life. If I could have some, I probably wouldn't be there realistically
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     zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:18:00 JST zonk

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     @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday damn... shit's fucked, bros. im sorry to hear that, i didn't know it was that bad
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     zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:18:49 JST zonk

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     @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday i guess that's fair, i can see where you're coming from. but to me, it's the peak of my sexual lifestyle, in spite of everything i've experienced so far. i have never felt as confident in myself and my sexuality as i do now. my standards have just adjusted to where my next bf will have to be a gooner. and i know i can definitely get one, i just have to get out there and actively search
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 12:18:49 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @zonk @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday aren't you also a furry or something? That's probably extremely easy to find in the furry community, actually
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     GNU Tar (freetar@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 14:43:05 JST GNU Tar

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     @zonk @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage
     >you just have to touch grass
     Correct. The problem is that many girls and boys have shown interest in me, but when they approach, they ask for my "WhatsApp number". To which I explain that I don't "use" a smartphone, as it is a tracking and surveillance device. Instead, I offer them my email address and GnuPG public key, or, if they prefer, my JID and OMEMO fingerprint.
     
     So far, I have only made one friend. I am still waiting for the rest of the messages.
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     Reasonable Man (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 20:05:40 JST Reasonable Man

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     @zonk
     (it's me. I'm the himbo)
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