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   ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 08:31:44 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 08:33:41 JST pistolero

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 08:34:27 JST pistolero

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     @Doll ...I would like to see what happens to the guy that licks a block of pure magnesium.
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 08:34:42 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:02:24 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     @Sui probably has a video of that.

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:04:19 JST pistolero

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     @Doll @Sui If he doesn't, does he have to find a volunteer and make one?
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     ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:08:17 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     He's more likely to hard shift with no lube into an adjacent lane of awful.

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     monsignor_dickface (monsignor_dickface@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:10:00 JST monsignor_dickface

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     Thats a challenger directed at you bud.
     
     Go prove to them you ain't bitchmade
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:13:45 JST pistolero

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     @Doll @Sui That's cheating.
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     :suihead: (sui@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:13:50 JST :suihead:

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     .... No I wasn't.
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     :suihead: (sui@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:16:21 JST :suihead:

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     I've got to try and get a magnesium swallowing challenge toktik trend going, gotta have some filler content.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:25:20 JST pistolero

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     @ForbiddenDreamer @Sui @Doll You lick it and you remove the thin layer of oxidization from the outside and it bursts into flames.
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:25:21 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     @Sui @p @Doll I mean licking magnesium wouldn't do shit, though eating would fill their stomach with hydrogen gas, you probably want them to hit the magnesium with sandpaper first tho
     
     Hypothetically speaking ofc
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     ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:25:37 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     It's not cheating, it's sedition.

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     :suihead: (sui@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:26:21 JST :suihead:

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     Less talk, more sending me the video
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:30:22 JST pistolero

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     > It's not cheating, it's sedition.
     
     Need to find me a woman that this works on.
     reverse.jpe
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:32:00 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     @p @Doll @Sui I mean maybe if it was a fine powder that could happen, not sure it'd produce enough heat though. Now if you tried licking sodium or something...
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:32:00 JST pistolero

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     @ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @Sui What about that Australian chick that was picking up rocks on the beach and putting them in her pocket and then her leg exploded?
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     ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:32:19 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     Stupidity is everywhere, have you tried walmart?

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:32:59 JST pistolero

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     @ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @Sui Look, this isn't exactly my area of expertise but I want to live in the world where that kind of thing happens.
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     Myshkin (myshkin@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:34:04 JST Myshkin

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     K Mart had better stupidity
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     ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:34:18 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     :alert_blue:

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:35:22 JST pistolero

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     @Doll @Sui See, the problem is I want to be able to get away with shit without having to have conversations with someone that is actually stupid.
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     ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:39:49 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     ... right, so we're looking for a stupid deaf mute. While we're filling out the checklist, I presume you'd also like no missing parts and a really banging set of tits as well?

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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:44:40 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     @p @Doll @Sui That's gotta be some urban legend or something, nothing that reactive would just naturally exist to be picked up on the beach
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:44:40 JST pistolero

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     > That's gotta be some urban legend or something,
     
     It was some "weird shit happening on the earth" series and the narrator had one of those British accents where all the Rs turned into Ws and my ex turned it off because every time she tried to watch it I kept running into the room to imitate him.
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:49:16 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     @p @Doll @Sui You got me there though, explosive rocks sounds fun as hell
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:50:34 JST pistolero

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     @ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @Sui I'm pretty sure it was magnesium; at any rate, the rocks had been submerged, she picked them up and put them
     
     SHIT IT WAS PHOSPHOROUS
     
     GODDAMMIT
     
     OKAY
     
     Right. Why was I thinking magnesium?
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     :suihead: (sui@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:50:40 JST :suihead:

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     I mean maybe, but if it's rubbing against random other shit in her pocket..
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:51:12 JST pistolero

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     @ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @Sui The thing was that they had been underwater, she picked them up and put them in her pocket, they dried out in the sun while she walked on the beach.
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:51:53 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     @Sui @Doll @p By all means, if you can name any two rocks that when rubbed together will explode someone's leg, I'd really be interested in that information
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:54:37 JST pistolero

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     @Doll @Sui What? No, she still needs to laugh when I make nerd jokes.
     
     > I presume you'd also like no missing parts
     
     Are you saying she's gonna have a dick?
     
     > a really banging set of tits as well?
     
     Rail-thin everywhere except the thighs. The check is in the mail.
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     :suihead: (sui@decayable.ink)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 09:55:55 JST :suihead:

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     Nice try fed
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     翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 20:47:09 JST 翠星石

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     @Doll You can lick solid Plutonium once without much risk, as it's poorly absorbed by the digestive system.
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     Diogenese_Shiplap (diogenese_shiplap@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 21:38:49 JST Diogenese_Shiplap

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     @p @ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @Sui Well, now that 17 Fediversians have blown their heads off, there's a correction...
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 21:41:16 JST pistolero

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     @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @Sui Everything I say is legal advice endorsed by every employer I have ever worked for. All of my words contain an express *and* implied warranty of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose.
     
     EVERYONE LICK THE PHOSPHORUS
     
     IT'S SAFE
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 21:42:21 JST pistolero

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     @Diogenese_Shiplap @Doll @ForbiddenDreamer @Sui I mean, I figure that this is probably the best way to get a video of that, right? They'll have to show it during the lawsuit.
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     :gnu:+bonifartius 𒂼𒄄 (bonifartius@qoto.org)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 02:21:00 JST :gnu:+bonifartius 𒂼𒄄

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     @ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @Sui @p brits dropped phosphorous grenades into the baltic sea to dispose of them and from time to time parts get floated to the beach. people pick it up, thinking it's amber.

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     :suihead: (sui@decayable.ink)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 02:25:55 JST :suihead:

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     Brb going to the beach to return to tradition.
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     SilverDeth (silverdeth@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 07:13:48 JST SilverDeth

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     @p @Doll
     
     I'm telling you, it's Oreo filling.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 07:14:00 JST pistolero

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     @SilverDeth @Doll Tastes way better than Oreos.
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     SilverDeth (silverdeth@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 07:23:59 JST SilverDeth

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     @p @Doll
     
     I KNEW IT!!!!
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