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   Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 15:21:41 JST Hoss Delgado

   • Hoss Delgado
   Please give me attention Mr. Beanie, I'm your biggest fan.
   
   RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/0ad8d9ba-71ef-4643-a6a9-2557aed86af1
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     You Get Glee (get@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 15:30:03 JST You Get Glee

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     @Hoss it's worse than that edit in real life since he let's the fucked hairline grow out instead of full shaving
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 15:46:21 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • You Get Glee
     Just pulled this fine chunk of brimstone from the OpenAI mines.
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     Marshall1Banana :verified: (marshall1banana@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 15:48:58 JST Marshall1Banana :verified:

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     @Hoss VEGITA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT MY HAIRLINE
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     Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 15:49:07 JST Jonny

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     @Hoss @get
     Tim Drool?
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     Nudhul (nudhul@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 16:00:59 JST Nudhul

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     @Marshall1Banana @Hoss ITS A NORWOOD 9000!!!!!!!
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 16:19:40 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Marshall1Banana :verified:

     [Camera on TIM, sitting at the desk, beanie firmly on, arms folded, staring incredulously at the guest to his left.]

     TIM:
     "Okay, okay—so check this out. Dude pulls up in what I thought was a fancy German car, right? Like something you’d see cruising through Midtown with an NPR sticker and a Biden-Harris bumper magnet. Total city slicker energy."

     LIBERAL GUEST:
     "This car was actually made in Guatemala."

     TIM:
     [(leans back, scoffs, sarcastic tone loading)]
     "Oh—well pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers. I didn’t realize we were graced by the presence of—what is it, like, the ambassador of imported virtue now?"

     SEAMUS:
     (cracks up, slapping the table)
     "Oh my gosh. Mr. Global Supply Chain over here!"

     LIBERAL GUEST:
     "I bought these shoes from a hobo."

     TIM:
     (squints, smirks)
     "Right. La-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure. Let me guess—the hobo also had a startup and offered you equity in exchange for a five-star Depop review?"

     IAN:
     (nodding intensely)
     "Yo, but guys—actually, like, think about that. Hobos are the last decentralized market economy. No overhead. No taxes. That’s a sovereign citizen move. I mean if he’s bartering shoes for crypto, he might be ahead of us."

     SEAMUS:
     (laughing helplessly)
     "Ian. Please."

     LIBERAL GUEST:
     "I’m sorry I believe in good grooming."

     TIM:
     (leans in, deadpan)
     "Yeah, no—we got that, dude. You believe in grooming, imports, and moral superiority. You’re basically a Whole Foods aisle with a sociology degree."

     IAN:
     "Bro, what if Whole Foods ran a nation-state?"

     SEAMUS:
     "Ian, stop talking."

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     mk (mk@mastodon.satoshishop.de)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 16:37:24 JST mk

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     @Marshall1Banana @Hoss
     @Nudhul

     put this new game on his forehead. it's very popular amongs conservative faggots.

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     mk (mk@mastodon.satoshishop.de)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 16:39:35 JST mk

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     @tyler @Marshall1Banana @Hoss @Nudhul

     wait, are you swallowing jewsish cum?

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     Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 16:39:36 JST Tyler

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     Wait, you're jewish???
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     mk (mk@mastodon.satoshishop.de)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 16:42:12 JST mk

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     i can't believe @tyler is fucking little kids.

     @Marshall1Banana @Hoss @Nudhul

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     Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 16:42:13 JST Tyler

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     • mk
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     I can't believe mk at mastoson satoshini is actually a jew.
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     Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 16:43:46 JST Tyler

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     • mk
     • Nudhul
     I can't believe mk is literally a black nigger!
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     mk (mk@mastodon.satoshishop.de)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 16:43:46 JST mk

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     I can't believe @tyler is literally a black nigger!

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     mk (mk@mastodon.satoshishop.de)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 17:00:05 JST mk

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     @Nudhul @tyler @Marshall1Banana @Hoss

     no i can't. i think the holocaust happened !

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     Nudhul (nudhul@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 17:00:06 JST Nudhul

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     @mk @tyler @Marshall1Banana @Hoss arent you german? you can be arrested for making these comments