If you are a Canadian reading this and not knowing who the fuck I am - natural and normal, I barely know half the time - and wondering which of this peculiar sweary screed is hyperbole and which is not, my frame, for what is it is worth, is that NOTHING is hyperbole anymore because I now live under a genuinely fascist government that has, with exactly zero rationale, told me you are bad and my enemy and I, as a lateral-thinking citizen and a free fucking child of light, do not fucking accept that.
All rational non-nazi Canadians are, were and forever will be my buds. Anybody who tells me otherwise can burn alive, as far as I'm concerned.
Am I suggesting every "conservative"-identifying person in Canada is an actual Fifth Columnist who will readily bow to their American masters and sell the lot of you out for meat and slave labor? Yup!
But, if I may nuance this a bit, I am suggesting this because they ARE that and that is exactly what they will do. Because they are fucking awful, shitty people who share ideologies with the shittiest, dumbest fucking Americans you can imagine in the darkest deepest nadir of caricature. I have to live with those awful dogshit American people and I cringe at it every day because it is literally destroying the republic I live in. You don't. So don't.
Look, I'm a pragmatic person, I'm not saying EVERYone's problems would be solved by rooting out and marginalizing and, where applicable, prosecuting every sneering fucking compromised hostile-foreign-power-allied racist xenophobe libertarian cult-acolyte in your midst. But I am definitely saying that's a good place to start.
Yup, because they are perpetually monomaniacally loyal to their ideology and not their constituency. People are to be ruled, not represented, that ideology dictates, and if you make a few deals with Americans in order to make this proper order manifest, it doesn't matter because it is in those filthy plebs' best interest.
Being "conservative"/fascist really is just a rationalized license to be a sociopath cunt.
Reminder, Danielle Smith would 100% sell your whiter babies to evangelical Americans for proper Fatherland indoctrination, and I know Canadians are famously tropishly polite, but you guys can give yourselves a pass on elbows-upping her dumb fascist ass.
Canuck MAGA have basically raised their hands and said "We'll be Trump's Vichy," so, y'know, I'd fucking take them at their word. Because they're too dogshit stupid to try be clever about it.