If you are a Canadian reading this and not knowing who the fuck I am - natural and normal, I barely know half the time - and wondering which of this peculiar sweary screed is hyperbole and which is not, my frame, for what is it is worth, is that NOTHING is hyperbole anymore because I now live under a genuinely fascist government that has, with exactly zero rationale, told me you are bad and my enemy and I, as a lateral-thinking citizen and a free fucking child of light, do not fucking accept that.
All rational non-nazi Canadians are, were and forever will be my buds. Anybody who tells me otherwise can burn alive, as far as I'm concerned.